Suggestion: ChocoNuke

Lukage · 05:09 AM

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<CHz> bobo can write a PHP script to hack into the U.S. defense system and launch nukes, but he can't give us Who Quoted Me?

Basically, you bring up that handy-dandy map of the globe. Finding people for such uses is great:

Quote:

<Happy> Do you not understand that this isn't open to question? Do I need to draw flowers and pretty things in that jpeg and send you a PM? Did you happen to miss the red spray that encircled "1948-1989" - a satellite of the Soviet Union? Stop being so stubborn, the facts are facts, and the history is chiseled onto granite.
<Happy> Seriously
<Happy> I need to find out where he stays and punch him in the face

Choose a dot (try to actually pick one...going at random MAY choose yourself). Launch GFF-brand Choconuke. If that fails, we can always use "CHOCOKICKINTHEJUNK."

Props to Q-Chan for the awesome name. And for using the word "nuke."

Outrunner · Local time: Jun 13, 2006, 03:05 AM

Chocokickinthejunk actually summons me to the said person's house, where I proceed to crush their schlong with my mighty justice filled (and steel toe'd) boot.

Lukage · Local time: Jun 13, 2006, 03:06 AM

I had actually invented a form of "e-stab" for going to ebaumsworld, but I lacked the programming and actual long-distance stabbing to do so.

CHz · Local time: Jun 13, 2006, 01:10 AM

WHERE'S MY INTERNATIONAL TREATY BREAKING NUCLEAR WEAPON LAUNCHING ABILITY, BOBO

Elixir · Local time: Jun 14, 2006, 12:21 AM

Originally Posted by Lukage

I had actually invented a form of "e-stab" for going to ebaumsworld, but I lacked the programming and actual long-distance stabbing to do so.

<[SA]HatfulOfHollow> i'm going to become rich and famous after i invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet

YeOldeButchere · Jun 13, 2006, 11:35 AM

If this gets implemented, I'll take... Well, as many of them as I can have. I just hope there'll be a way to place an "Armageddon" shortcut on your desktop for those times you just don't have the time to enter a few thousand targets.

Stealth · Local time: Jun 13, 2006, 10:00 AM

PHP to hack into the DoD? Fail.

Free.User · Local time: Jun 13, 2006, 03:48 PM

Originally Posted by YeOldeButchere

I just hope there'll be a way to place an "Armageddon" shortcut on your desktop for those times you just don't have the time to enter a few thousand targets.

I'm running on a celeron. What are the minimum system requirements for said "Armageddon"? I sure wouldn't want to miss out on the fun.

Little Shithead · Jun 13, 2006, 08:42 PM

Originally Posted by Stealth

PHP to hack into the DoD? Fail.

Yeah, but you just know it would be hilarious if it was possible.

Lukage · 01:56 AM

Originally Posted by Free.User

I'm running on a celeron. What are the minimum system requirements for said "Armageddon"? I sure wouldn't want to miss out on the fun.

Launching speed would depend on your processor speed, I'd assume. Video of the explosion I'd bet would need a spiffy video card.

EDIT: Spelling! YAY!

Free.User · Local time: Jun 13, 2006, 05:57 PM

Originally Posted by Lukage

Launcing speed would depend on your processor speed, I'd assume.

2.4, so I should be fine. But my lack of a decent L2 cache means I could only target people within 3 kilometers

Originally Posted by Lukage

Video of the explosion I'd bet would need a spiffy video card.

9200 PCI

. Looks like I'm getting gifs.

Lukage · Local time: Jun 14, 2006, 11:57 PM

I'd suggest you not enable this feature, then. With a 3km radius, your targets probably narrow down to the following users:

Free.User

Oh by the way, you've been selected to beta test the ChocoNuke.

Free.User · Local time: Jun 14, 2006, 10:12 PM

Originally Posted by Lukage

I'd suggest you not enable this feature, then. With a 3km radius, your targets probably narrow down to the following users:

Free.User

Oh by the way, you've been selected to beta test the ChocoNuke.

I can almost hit scotty and J-man. Also I'm immune to nukes.