Good! Now could you deep fry it, baste it, and coat it in ranch dressing?

Let's face it. We all binge at some point or another in our lives when we would make any health nuts in the vicinity cringe and/or gag while eating.

"Oh look, McDonald's is selling 20 burgers for a nickel!"
*eats the whole bag in one bite*

Just a few minutes ago, I had the fried EVERYTHING for dinner. The cafeteria had fried chicken, cheese sticks, and specialty dishes of fried ice cream available. Of course, I pig out on the fried food because the college food here is usually subpar, and this dinner was quite the exception! Heart attack in 2010!

So how about it? What would be the unhealthiest feeding frenzy you've undertaken that probably deducted a couple of days off of your life?

My dietary habits aren't good (way too much fast food), but in recent years I've tried to eat in moderation, and not pile on the extra fat. The only time I really binge is when I'm at the beach at one of those all-you-can eat seafood buffets. Separately, the food isn't all that unhealthy, but when you add up the crab legs, fried shrimp, buttered scallops, casseroles, vegetables and a healthy serving of several desserts, and you've got a recipe for a heart attack.

STEAK-UMMS. They are so delicious but really really bad for you. I had two subs with that crap in them about a month ago and I think I could feel my arteries clogging. They may not be fried, but the grease that comes off of them is immense.

Now I want a steak sub.

Every once in a while we take the train to my aunt's house and by her house she has a chinese buffet by her called The Tasty Buffet. Well sometimes when I go there I feel like I'm going to burst. Once, I had eight pieces of sushi, a half of plate of rice noodles, one piece of chicken on a stick, a big bowl of egg drop soup, some crab, and some egg. I'm full, till where I can almost not even walk and get off my seat. It actually felt like I was constipated for a bit. Never do that again. Although we occasionly do still go there, but I never have that much. I'll always remember that one time though.

At large family parties and the like. It's often impolite to refuse food offered regardless of how much one has already eaten. At a recent family gathering, I had already eaten a small portion of spaghetti and some bread. But the family urged everyone to have more food throughout the day, and I didn't want to offend the cooks.

Oh god, it's like any Filipino house I go to. People feel offended if you don't eat... I'm fat enough already, and they're trying to stuff more food down my throat?

Ugh...

As for any indulgences I seem to love that would clog my arteries in a heart beat? They're so salty, but they're so tasty. I could probably eat a whole bag in one sitting. >_<

I should have been Filipino. It seems that I'm usually rude for always ACCEPTING the offer. It's almost as if relatives/friends offer out of etiquette, and I'm supposed to say, "I'm fine, thank you."

Chinese buffets are disasters for me. That's usually where all hell breaks loose. I tend to avoid them now because I eat so much I can't even remember everything I ate. "Chicken fried something", usually.

I don't like dipping stuff in ranch too much, though.