Man forced to "marry" goat...

Robo Jesus · Local time: Mar 4, 2006, 07:26 AM

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/4748292.stm

... I hate the world. -_-

Son of Wiseness · Local time: Mar 4, 2006, 08:33 AM

That's plain nasty.

Eleo · Mar 4, 2006, 09:37 AM

Moral of the story is:

Stick to fapping.

Chao_Zero · Mar 4, 2006, 09:41 AM

Well, SOMEONE was desperate, now weren't they?

Acro-nym · Mar 4, 2006, 09:44 AM

Is it okay to laugh at this? I mean, neither party really wins in this situation, so it seems somewhat in poor taste to laugh at them. However, they don't know who I am, where I live, or what I look like. So laugh I will.

Snowknight · Mar 4, 2006, 09:50 AM

Originally Posted by Legato

Moral of the story is:

Stick to fapping.

Amen?

At the very least, he wouldn't have been forced to marry a goat. Either way, sexual repression or not, any country that would make someone marry the animal that they have sex with is a tad bit crazy. (Just a tad.) Why not castrate the poor guy? =o

wishfire · Local time: Mar 4, 2006, 08:58 AM

Originally Posted by Snowknight

Why not castrate the poor guy? =o

It almost seems more human than being forced to marry a goat. But in all honesty it's a little disturbing that someone felt the need to do that when they could have just used a hand. Or..any other method, really.

SUNFISH-01 · Local time: Mar 4, 2006, 09:24 AM

A line from Club Dread comes to mind ;D

Bigblah · Local time: Mar 4, 2006, 11:25 PM

All he did was pay a dowry. It's not like they held a wedding or something.

SUNFISH-01 · Local time: Mar 4, 2006, 09:27 AM

I bet this'll be hard to explain to any future girlfriend, though ;D

Syndrome · Local time: Mar 4, 2006, 04:37 PM

Originally Posted by Gechmir

I bet this'll be hard to explain to any future girlfriend, though ;D

You mean the future goat?
Sorry..

halfbloodprince · Mar 4, 2006, 10:40 AM

"We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still together," Mr Alifi said. [Taken from the bbc news web page]

At least its seems that he did like it... [I mean the goat]

Jiraiya · Mar 4, 2006, 10:46 AM

I find that quite amusing. Thats what you get for beastiality.

Scumbag Harry · Mar 4, 2006, 11:33 AM

That must have been a very strange night for both parties.

Magi · Local time: Mar 4, 2006, 09:48 AM

Well, this is a goat we are talking about, not human, so in essence this is more like he is buying the goat from the owner. >.>

Atomic Duck · Mar 4, 2006, 01:04 PM

lmao... I'd make him marry the goat too XD We was asking for it, so I see nothing wrong with laughing =P

TRZD · Local time: Mar 4, 2006, 07:39 PM

I think it's quite fitting to be honest; it's either what he wanted or the ultimate shame for him, but it's nothing less than his own fault.

Sanny · Local time: Mar 4, 2006, 12:49 PM

Originally Posted by Robo Jesus

... I hate the world. -_-

Do you hate the fact that the man was having sex with a goat or the fact that the elders made him marry it?

munchkin13 · Local time: Mar 4, 2006, 07:05 PM

that bloke must be tapped in the head.

Von · Local time: Mar 4, 2006, 12:47 PM

We're talking about a place that still has elders for chrissake.

Megalith · Mar 4, 2006, 02:52 PM

The goat must have been an animorph, ok.

Fjordor · Local time: Mar 4, 2006, 04:05 PM

That's hilarious. I cannot help but laugh. I think they were pretty much doing it to punish the guy, and he was humiliated beyond all measure. He more than likely has learned his lesson.

Also, what the hell is wrong with having ELDERS?!?!?!