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jamesoff.net Random Recipe Generator

Can't decide what to eat? Use the random recipe generator.

Most of the results are pretty funny, post your favourites. Bonus points for anyone who actually makes any of this stuff and posts pictures of them eating it.

I suggest we raise $5 to pay Skills to perform the first recipe he sees on this page.

My first result actually might not be THAT bad.

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Bacon Compote
Serves 3
You will need:

* 120g bacon
* 150ml soy sauce

Instructions:

1. sift the soy sauce
2. grill the bacon
3. enjoy

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Lard Creme Brulee
Serves 4

You will need:
80ml coffee
10g lard

Instructions:
stir-fry the lard
grill the coffee
bake for 30 minutes

I don't know guys; I'm pretty tempted

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Sheets Of Ricepaper Mille Feuille
Serves 5
You will need:
* 100g self-raising flour
* 40ml tabasco sauce
* 4 sheets of ricepaper
* 10g kidney beans
* 150g pickle
Instructions:
1. pre-heat the oven to 220 C
2. defrost the self-raising flour
3. add the self-raising flour
4. throw the self-raising flour away
5. sift the sheets of ricepaper
6. grill the kidney beans
7. put the kidney beans in the fridge for 2 minutes
8. flip the kidney beans
9. fold in the sheets of ricepaper
10. whisk the tabasco sauce
11. toast the pickle
12. bake for 30 minutes and serve hot

Yum.

This sounds pretty interesting. I don't think I'd try it, though.

yummy!

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Tabasco Sauce With Cornflour Crust
Serves 5
You will need:

• 130ml tabasco sauce
• 80g cornflour

Instructions:

1. throw the tabasco sauce away
2. defrost the cornflour
3. serve piping hot

Very amusing for a short while - but hey, crusty cornflour isn't that bad :'D

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Pork Chops Stew
Serves 5
You will need:

* 140g lard
* 3 pork chops

Instructions:

1. sauté the lard
2. heat the lard
3. put the pork chops in the saucepan
4. go down to the pub

I do believe that this is an authentic British recipe.

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Lard Mille Feuille
Serves 3
You will need:

* 70g beef
* 100g lard

Instructions:

1. pre-heat the oven to 210 C
2. sauté the beef
3. flambe the beef
4. bring the beef to the boil
5. sift the lard
6. bake for 40 minutes and serve hot

I can't believe the cooking instructions are even longer than the list of ingredients.

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Chicken Stew
Serves 2
You will need:
110g chicken
130g sugar
Instructions:
whisk the sugar
barbeque the chicken
serve piping hot

It looks just as original as the others. But seriously, i'm really hungry now.

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Spring Onions Bake
Serves 3
You will need:

* 1 spring onions
* 10ml soy sauce
* 2 slices of bread

Instructions:

1. defrost the spring onions
2. saut� the spring onions
3. stir-fry the slices of bread
4. stir-fry the soy sauce
5. enjoy

I could actually do this one, though it would only be a rather boring appetizer.