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High School Signatures |
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I had the bad luck of getting a yearbook with poor binding, so I barely ever look in this fucking thing. Its from 1999, so The Phantom Meance was big news still, hence the Star Wars references (or was that because I went as Luke in ROTJ that Halloween?) Lets see who wrote in it...
(Jesus Christ, who are these people?)
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{Bunch of runes} - Jamie
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(What the fuck?)
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It seems as though time has moved on and left us in its wake. The years have been good to us and they will live on in our memories. Remember all the good times - Gordo
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(Fuck you, Gordo. You cheated in every goddamned RPG we played and you looked like that guy Evil Willow stripped of his skin in Season 6 of Buffy. Now you're bald and work as an airline steward. Congrats)
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You're so crazy! You've been so cool in class. Remember out art class conversations. Call me sometime (***-****). Have a nice life - Carolyn
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(Carolyn was a crazy girl who was constantly high and punched out our principal in the middle of the office. God I miss her.)
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Have a good graduation. Hope to see you around, you're pretty awesome. Remember, I'm not German! Actually, I am! Sort Of! Have fun, you communist! Just Kidding <3. {Three phone numbers} - Lauren
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(Oh, how I miss you Lauren. She's married and just had her first kid. I think the German joke was about how Im part German and I always wanted to slide that part between her DDs. I'll probably call her later after reading this.)
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Long Live the Penguin! Email me all your bad movies so I can endure them as well - Spooge
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(Ah, Michael. You looked like a throwback to 1993 Nirvana fandom and you knew everything there was about Linux. Now you're programming video games for a living. I should probably Google your name and see where you are now.)
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Don't ever forget ID&T or Thunderdome. It's been a real horrorshow - Roger
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(hehehehehe, me and this kid were nerd buddies. We weren't in the A/V Club but we ran and formatted and basically maintained the library computers and network, much to the horror of the Computer Science teacher)
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COVER BY GARRETT
STARING FLOYD LEONARD, KEANU REEVES AND VINCENT PRICE AS "THE HOPPING WOMAN"
Al-
Unicron-
Mr Nephric-
Sir. God. No.
Cpl. Hudson? LeHah?
Too many names. No books in yearbook. Men die, piss lives on, and great vengeance upon those who honor Freddie Prinze II and Ahmed Best over Clive Barker and the cast of "One Who Flew Over The Cookoo's Nest". You're the only true scholar I know, and its nice not to have to make sense here. I shall stab thee through the heart with chains of ice. - Garrett
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(Oh god, Garrett. This kid has gone on to be a minor internet celeb because of his animation projects, like the Thief And The Cobbler redux DVD and his Star Wars documentaries. We use to sit around, talking like Hunter S Thompson and screaming profanities at cheerleaders about goat eggs. I miss 1999 all the sudden)
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May the Force be with you! Enjoy your future existence amd remember to pave your own way. PS: "Don't underestimate the power of the Force!" - Mr B
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(Picture Mr Burns with the delivery of William Shatner - and who teaches Math. The guy was a goddamned comedy gold mine.)
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You are without a doubt a most remarkable and memorable young man. I have always been impressed with your elected interests and assorted knowledge. You are a renaissance man in the making, if you are not one already. God Speed, Dan Shea
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("The Admiral", as my friend David and I called him. Slightly batshit and fascinated with Stanley Kubrick, Ambrose Bierce and UFOs. During one of our major tests in English on Julius Caesar, he put his giant, Fox Mulder sized UFO file on my desk and told me I got a 100 on the test before taking it - in front of the class, whom he was handing the test out to)
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One of these days, someone will give you a good camera and your real talents will be unleashed. Until then, your teachers will just have to suffer in silence. Anyone who appreciates the talents of Malcolm McDowell, David Warner and Stanley Kubrick is destined for the same success - Mr Seymour
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(This guy was a rookie teacher who somehow put up with my shit. I almost failed his class because I kept sleeping through it - so he brought in Paths Of Glory and made me watch it and write an essay on it. God, I miss 1999.)
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Shit. I have no idea what to write. Peace. - Bef
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(Bef was a tall, goth chick with tits way, way too big for a human being. She was really nice though.)
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It was a cool four years. Good luck next year. - Jordan
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(Jordan went into the Air Force that fall and was shot down over Iraq or Bhudapest or something. He's still MIA last I heard.)
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(Drawing of a hall pass with the clever destination of COLLEGE filled in)
Here is the best pass I could ever write you! Take advantage of it! Make sure you stay in touch. I can't wait to say I know you when you become famous. I'll be looking for you at Sundance! - Mrs Z
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(I adored Mrs Z. She was not only a sweet, kindly lady - but a MILF with a southern twang to her voice ((I see a patern forming here...)). She ran the library and loved the shit out of me. I miss her.)
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Best of luck to a fellow Star Wars devote. College should be a good time and a great learning experience. I enjoyed all of our conversations, political and otherwise. - Mr Simon
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(Mr Simon stood about 5 foot nothing and looked like what Yoda would if he was on Meet The Press. We didn't get along until I came in dressed as Luke Skywalker for Halloween one year. After that, I could do no wrong.)
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It was fun. I'm happy we became friends. I'm sure I'll see you over the summer. Don't forget the bus trips (and other trips). Call me - Cris
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(Oh, my little lesbian friend. How I miss you terribly. She treated me so well over the years. I've seen her have hot, torrid, strap-on sex with several girls so many times, its driven all attraction of lesbianism from me.)
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It seems like we have a similar passion for the sick, twisted and violent. Its nice to have a friend you can be sadistic with. and I do mean that as a compliment. Have a good life, boy, and don't forget to critique movies, shoot aliens, gasp at the weird stuff amd laugh like a moron at the hilarious stuff - Dave
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(Dave remains my best friend to this day - except now he's trying to fuck Megan ((weird stuff)) and I'm laughing like a moron about it)
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(Picture of guy going down on a girl) It wouldn't be me if it wasn't obscene. Hope life is moderately enjoyable. Strive for mediocraty. Your brief aquantince - Des
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(Des was this pesudo-hippie-pothead-grunge rock girl who sat next to me in some classes. We got thrown out of DARE class because we were having a really loud conversation about squirting pussies one day. I got the feeling she took it in the ass a lot.)
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Its been a pleasure working with you. I hope the future brings you much happiness and good fortune. Take care and keep in touch! - Kim Shea
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(Kim Shea was a guy who looked liked Chief O'Brien from Deep Space Nine, stood about five foot one and I one time watched break-up a fight between two football players and he took one down with a sleeper hold - by himself. He liked the hell out of me and I knew not to piss him off.)
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Hey you! Its that annoying Franks girl! All I gotta say is that you are very unique... you will get "far" in life. Maybe I'll c-ya in college, even though you really belong in Harvard. (Cell number). Go and watch Austin Powers - Allison
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(I worked with Allison at Frank's Nursery And Crafts. Nice girl, a little odd. Did the Alanis Morissette look until she hit college and then did the fake and bake, "I have fake tits in a push-up bra" barbie thing. Too bad. Also got the feeling she took it in the ass.)
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Hey, I'll miss you *SO MUCH* during the summer. We have to hang out. Remember to call/page me. - Jes
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(Jes was this goth girl who was your best friend until she found a guy to fuck. She wasnt hard on the eyes but I tried to get at it once and got shot down. She works at Circuit City but I havent seen her in about 6 years.)
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Hey, you suck! You get to leave high school! Grr, I no like you! I'm just kidding. Have fun this summer, email me or call me sometime (cell phone number) oops, almost messed up my own number. Hehe. Look how pretty this green pen is. Well I dunno what else to say <3 - Danielle
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(If I add anything here, Sass or Alice will kill me)
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Well, my young Padawan Learner, you've come very far... but you are still not a master. At least of good! Seriously, have a great summer, I'm sure we'll see each other. Later man - Pete
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(Pete is a seriously nice guy but he's the most generic italian male you can find. He likes Resident Evil like no one's business. And comic books. But he gets more pussy than the Purina company. Go figure.)
Someone also wrote "The Road Goes Ever On" by Tolkein - but they didn't sign it.
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