Let's Cast Magic Missile!

Goddammit, too many freaking words starting with "War".

Alrighty, *deep breath*, Warforged Warlock named "Lens".

Spoiler:

Yah yah!

Blindsight only lets oozes discern edibles within 60 feet, so if we remain 6 spaces from the ooze can we just avoid a fight with it altogether for now?

10 squares, but yes. I suppose so.

Technically, though, nobody knows it's coming after us.

Yeah, but everybody's already 10 squares or more away from it even now. When its turn comes around it won't perceive anybody

Well aren't you just disappointed that nobody gets to die. >=(

Aren't we all.

Go play with the slime Zeph! It wants to be your buddy.

Of course without fighting it you'll never get those precious gems lodged in its naughty places.

To sully or not to sully?

That fucking rat swarm is enough of a pain in the ass to kill with mundane weapons, thank you.

Another question about fighting ooze. Argumentus can't really hurt it with his mundane fists, but what would happen if I threw a corpse at it, would that slow it down?

Well uh the distinction between blunt weapons and edged weapons is pretty much gone in 4E so theoretically you could punch it to death (if you had a couple days to kill). That aside yeah I suppose generally it would rather eat than fight in most cases.

Of course this is all player knowledge.

Also you already used your Second Wind for this fight

Welp then just move me there. Make that healing surge a surge of flatulence or whatever.

Not that I particularly want to fight it at the same time as the rats, but wouldn't the slime have seen the dead goblins and gone and eaten them? They're barely five minutes dead so they'd still be pretty warm.

...YES

THAT IS PRECISELY WHAT DID HAPPEN, IN RETROSPECT

You guys, I really think we should try this one out, next!

Do they have rules for antlers?

Man, I wanted to see Bradylama's character exploded by rats

Quit healing yourself

I was reading the rulebook combat section and got confused about something...

My basic attacks have a bonus to my attack roll, right?
Now, the power cards replace the attack vs. stats, and damage roll, but under attack it doesn't say anything about bonus to hit.

Do I still get my bonus to hit from my basic attacks when using abilities? If so, shouldn't these cards say so?

Bonus to hit from whatever ability you are rolling's modifier still applies. As does any weapon proficiency attack bonus.

So if you are rolling an attack power with STR vs. AC for your chance to hit, you add your strength modifier to your die roll. If you are making the attack with a dagger and are proficient with it, you also add the +3 proficiency bonus for the weapon.

Odds are Pang is keeping track of this behind the scenes so you guys don't have to think about it.

Yeah, you always add your proficiency bonuses/class bonuses regardless of which attack you use.

So if Fescue makes a basic attack with his dagger, he gets
STR + Class Bonus + Proficiency = +4 bonus

Switching to Sly Flourish just replaces the STR bonus with his DEX bonus, so he gets
DEX + Class Bonus + Profiency = +5 bonus

And yes I admit the cards aren't perfect, but they were the best I could find and trying to make them all by hand was just eeeeaaaarrrrgh