Let's Cast Magic Missile!

Originally Posted by AniMechanic

I apologize to everyone but Zeph.

This is almost always the correct course of action.

Fuck you, Zeph

Well that's because if you actually apologized to me, you would just be asking me to walk all over you.

At any rate, I won't die. Because the gods favor me...and not you. And if I do happen to pass into the blurry light, you sure wouldn't be getting my spot.

Last time my character died it was the result of taking a downed ally who I had no chance of healing and riding his body down the steep side of a mountain like a sled. I was really hoping for a Temple of Doom raft ride sequence but alas my dwarf bard was no Indiana Jones. Anyway, I thought it was stylish.

Originally Posted by Acerbandit

Last time my character died it was the result of taking a downed ally who I had no chance of healing and riding his body down the steep side of a mountain like a sled. I was really hoping for a Temple of Doom raft ride sequence but alas my dwarf bard was no Indiana Jones. Anyway, I thought it was stylish.

Ok. We all know I now have to kill Zeph and ride him down a hallway like a crazy carpet, right?

Failing that becoming an option, Gabriel might do it to Fescue, instead.

AniMechanic trust me on this, it's exactly as fun as it looks.

By which you mean it's really really super fun right

Originally Posted by Pangalin

By which you mean it's really really super fun right

SUPER FUN.

D&D thread nao plz. I can't post until that fucking dwarf runs away some more, and I need to get up early to check on the brewhouse, and I can't abandon the team with my turn up next, and my dad can totally whip your dad.

Actually, I have to say, next to apparently wrecking the CH with my brain, this is the most fun to be had on GFF.

*Pang doesn't do anything out of spite*

That or he's too busy making a forum for the SAUS, because he's sick of them cluttering up his forum.

OKAY I DID IT GOD OKAY ARE YOU HAPPY NOW

NAG NAG NAG

STOP NAGGING PANG, I FINALLY DECIDED HOW I WANTED TO PRETEND I WAS SOMEONE ON THE INERNET.

What are Eladrin, I googled it but only found some refugees from the 80s.

They are (effectively) another kind of elf, except Elves get all the "we live in the woods and love nature" qualities and Eladrin get the prancing magical fancy-lad qualities.

Originally Posted by AniMechanic

Just wait and see what Pang says. I do not wish to annoy him by backseat DMing

So do you, or do you not? You're that player who brings fucking spreadsheets.

Hmm... considering that a DnD character sheet is a spreadsheet. Yes, yes I do. As do all players of DnD.

Stop all this fighting I will not have dramas in my internet rpg

Am I still allowed to make "DIE Zeph DIE!" comments?

Why yes killing Zeph is an idea which no one could object to and as such causes no drama.

Originally Posted by Pangalin

They are (effectively) another kind of elf, except Elves get all the "we live in the woods and love nature" qualities and Eladrin get the prancing magical fancy-lad qualities.

really? fuck that, I don't want to be a gay person in an internet roleplaying game. What's a good backwoods race? I'm looking for real Appalacian Blue People here.

You would have to try very hard to be gayer than Shin's character.

Originally Posted by a lurker

What's a good backwoods race? I'm looking for real Appalachian Blue People here.

Halflings are probably your best choice in that case, then.