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Almost as an afterthought, I sneaked back down the steps, ran and retrieved my bow then went back to listening at the door.

It's impossible to see through the gap between the doors; it's been covered on the opposite side by some kind of fabric. Bob hears the taunting of goblins in the distance. Closer to the door, a gruff voice shouts "Hurry up with the bandages!"

Argumentus moves to the door, ready to rush in at a moment's notice.

Motsognir walked over to the base of the stairs. He wasn't going to be last to a fight, for once.

I made a series of hand gestures intended to convey to the Horde my intention to through the door open and slaughter everyone on the other side of it. Our run of victories had emboldened me and the chamber of goblins being on our side were slim. I raised my staff, ready to hurl fire or ice at whatever was behind the door and threw it open with a blood curdling battle cry!

Bob throws open the hidden door, ripping apart the priceless tapestry concealing it.

An hulking orc stands with his back to the newly-opened doorway, resting a massive greataxe on his shoulder. He addresses a contingent of battered and bloodied orcs in the south of the room — they're gathered near a small pile of their dead brethren. A similar pile is heaped in the north doorway; a pair of growling wolves fights over the fresh meat. This room was apparently a prison; shackles dangle from massive stone blocks in the center of the chamber. The orcs have dropped torches here and there, providing adequate visibility. The shrill laughter of goblins continues to issue from beyond a doorway to the south.

"All right, boys. I think we're ready to make another push. Now remember, Gruumsh punishes the cowardly! It's important that you not run away just because — what in the nine hells?"

He whips around, regarding Bob with utter bafflement as the elf ululates threateningly.

Surprise round! Argumentus, Gabriel, Bob, Brigid, Motsognir

Tallmap is tall

Argumentus charges towards the Orc leader, moving three spaces west, and attacks the Orc with a Reaping Strike

AP USED

Argumentus finds he can't stop his momentum, shifting one square west and following through with another Reaping Strike

Gabriel quickly followed behind, taking four steps forward and hurling his throwing hammer at the large orc while using HIS battle cry.

"SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!"

Damn my lack of not moving closer to the door.
Move forward four steps.
Throwing Hammer that mo'fucka

Argumentus leaps into the fray, but the orc backpedals away slightly and Argumentus only lands a glancing blow.

4 damage

Capitalizing on the orc's confusion, Argumentus dodges to the side and swings again, smacking away at where he thinks the orc's kidneys might be, if orcs have kidneys. Argumentus isn't thoroughly schooled in monster anatomy.

14 damage

Gabriel hustles up the stairs, flinging his hammer at the suddenly-swarmed orc. It bounces off the enemy's skull with a pleasing sound like two coconuts smacking together.

8 damage

Originally Posted by Pangalin

Gabriel hustles up the stairs, flinging his hammer at the suddenly-swarmed orc. It bounces off the enemy's skull with a pleasing sound like two coconuts smacking together.

Originally Posted by Pangalin

8 damage

I howled my battlecry, noticing with some satisfaction the look of pure horror on the face of the nearest green-skin as the lads rushed past me and commenced the all too familiar business of carving up bad guys. Feeling inspired, I blasted the beast with a debilitating ray, followed closely by an ice beam, looking to disable my foe as much as kill it.

Ray of Enfeeblement on big ork, spend an action point, Ray of Frost on same. Step back slightly into the doorway in case of javelins and so forth

Necrotic energy streams into the orc leader, and he doubles over in agony.

7 damage, orc weakened and bloodied

Unfortunately, the enemy doubles over just as Bob follows up with a Ray of Frost; it sails right over the orc's head.

Brigid, then Soggy, and then hopefully the orcs get some opportunity to fight back

The ice ray appears to fly over the ork's head but once again, the natural accuracy of the elves was my saviour.

Elven accuracy, re-roll Ray of Frost attack

Hot damn, looks like these folks are fiendin' for feudin'. Sure is catchy, too. Ain't nothin' like surprise attacks to excite these tired old bones.

Run towards Ork, standing on the square east of him
Hot-blooded attack! Avenging Flame!
ACTION POINT
Priest's Shield attack on Ork, defense to me and Argumentus

Damnation! Last again!

Move into room
if orc is killed by Brigid, then just stay out of the way
if orc is still alive, use action point to move to orc and Viper's Strike it

Brigid hacks into the harried orc, and he abruptly bursts into flames. A chorus of oohs and aahs erupt from the mass of thugs in the south end of the room.

Critical Hit! 15 damage, orc on fire

Brigid attempts a follow-up strike but the orc is flailing too violently to get a hit in.

Motsognir charges in, but an attempt to hack apart the Demihuman Torch is once again thwarted.

sorry :/

Bob's frost ray rebounds off the far wall and smacks the panicking orc in the small of his back.

6 damage, Orc currently bloodied, slowed, weakened, on fire, and deeply humiliated

Argumentus, Orc Grunts, Wolves, Gabriel, Orc Leader, Bob, Brigid, Motsognir

Originally Posted by Shin

The ice ray appears to fly over the ork's head but once again, the natural accuracy of the elves was my saviour.

Elven accuracy, re-roll Ray of Frost attack

Not wanting the Orc's death to bear any sense of dignity, Argumentus attempts to behead the poor sap with a sure strike. (yes decapitate with a hammer)

The orc's head, by some small miracle, remains attached to his neck. It does so at an alarmingly perpendicular angle, however.

9 damage, endless shame on his lineage to the ninth generation

The nearest orc fighter shouts in dismay. "Hrimohl! No! The greatest mind of his generation, to die in such a way!"

He raises his crude wooden bludgeon and charges the party. The rest follow with him. Only the shouting orc actually manages to get close enough to do anything, but he swings his club at Argumentus with all the power granted to him by his pure fury.

Critical Hit! 5 damage, Argumentus 34/9

"Yeah! Think about that one for a while, tough guy!"

Hesitant to leave their meal, Hrimohl's wolves rush forward in an altogether-too-late defense of their master. One of them gnaws on Gabriel's ankle. It is mildly annoying.

7 damage, Gabriel 21/8

Gabriel, Orc Leader, Bob, Brigid, Motsognir, Argumentus, Orc Grunts, Wolves