Let's Cast Magic Missile!

If I can't be a dwarf bard then I require a random character. Preferably not an elf. Come on you scalawags.

Well, that's 5 people who at least picked a class. There's no cleric, though, so deaths are imminent and the rest of you will certainly get your chance.

Two fighters, a warlord, a rogue, and a wizard, that fills each major niche. We'll start once I've got my paperwork in order, probably Monday/Tuesday.

aw fuck I knew I should've come back last night.

I'll be your fucking white mage cliche if you'll bump the party up to 6. >:(

I wish I had the time to commit to something like this. I'm sure it'll be fun to read over nonetheless.

Paperwork. Can't even have fun without signing away your soul, nowadays.

Well, it's nothing you'll have to worry about on your end; you guys will just get little reference cards with your individual skills/combat powers/spells etc.

Originally Posted by Toaster Overflow

I'll be your fucking white mage cliche if you'll bump the party up to 6. >:(

Yes, but bumping up the party limit would already reduce lethality, and then adding a healer to it? Nobody would ever get murderized! What's the fun in that.

And first to go? The dwarf with the Vin Diesel fascination.

"Dude, Chronicles of Riddick was wicked sweet." *goggles*

Pango before you get too far into designing my character I want to make sure that the class is something that supports both the retarded and punching a lot, tia fighters is gay.

I do not see how you could possibly have a class that is more punching-focused than a Fighter

Since there are no Monks or Barbarians anymore

No more... barbarians?

*curls into the fetal position*

they were shit anyways

Additional Spam:
Also, what do Warlords do, exactly?

Originally Posted by Bradylama

Also, what do Warlords do, exactly?

Die, mostly.

Another post by me, Bradylama. Please incorporate parts of this into the campaign, if at all possible.

Fie, they're missing the Ogre Jelly and the Crashing Boar.

Originally Posted by Bradylama

Also, what do Warlords do, exactly?

Tactical support, coherent planning, inspirational leadership, that sort of thing

(they throw bonuses around and expedite flanking mostly)

Just a heads up, Pang. I'm reading me some D&D 4th edition stuff. Writing up a Dwarven Paladin, loyal to Kord (For Conan-like shouting purposes). I'll fire it off to you by tomorrow. As soon as I figure things out.

I think I would make a good cleric, if for no other reason than I would spoil the fun.

"Hey. Stop scraping your knees on that goblin's tulwar. We're trying to do some serious adventuring here."

But yeah I'd like to be a reserve. Neutral-good human cleric, name o' Filigree Hornsby, loyal to Avandra.

I should also note that I am a D&Der wannabe, and have only played one session before.

I've only played once before, also.

None of what brady linked was entertaining me, until I saw this....




Oh man. Had to keep myself from waking the misses.

I suppose once a few people get crushed by falling logs or torn limb from limb by enraged squirrel demons, I'd like to be a halfling (lol copyrights) ranger named Wilburt Bearhugger. That is if they still get an animal companion in 4th edition. The idea of a tiny person with a giant pet has always amused me.

Originally Posted by Elmoogle

if they still get an animal companion in 4th edition

I NEED THE MOST WORTHLESS TERRIBLE CHARACTER POSSIBLE. COME ON GUYS. COME. ON.