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Old Jan 1, 2007, 01:31 AM Local time: Jan 1, 2007, 01:31 PM #126 (permalink) of 163
Originally Posted by Acro-nym
For number 4, I suggest taking a piece of paper and drawing a line diagonally. The two edges and the line make a triangle.
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Old Jan 2, 2007, 01:26 AM Local time: Jan 1, 2007, 10:26 PM #127 (permalink) of 163
Lol, I'm glad someone finally got the friggin' answer. It was getting frustrating.

Here's a joke for you Canadian's, particularly those who live in B.C.

What great river flows through India and China?

Spoiler:
The Fraser River.
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Old Mar 2, 2007, 12:59 AM Local time: Mar 2, 2007, 12:59 AM 1 #128 (permalink) of 163
3 old ladies sitting on a parkbench. A man runs up and flashes them.

the first lady has a stroke
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Old Apr 15, 2007, 05:29 AM #129 (permalink) of 163
Here's an old and dumb one:
"Did you know that the next friday the thirteenth is on the fourth of July?"

We have those here to make fun of stupid people, that and:
"What is the color of Napoleons white horse?"
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Old May 22, 2007, 05:38 AM Local time: May 22, 2007, 02:38 AM #130 (permalink) of 163
Originally Posted by Fiddlegoof
Lol, I'm glad someone finally got the friggin' answer. It was getting frustrating.

Here's a joke for you Canadian's, particularly those who live in B.C.

What great river flows through India and China?

Spoiler:
The Fraser River.
Lol! So true. Glad I live on the island and not in Hongcouver...
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Old May 27, 2007, 07:14 AM Local time: May 27, 2007, 06:14 PM #131 (permalink) of 163
Originally Posted by Vigilius
Here's an old and dumb one:
"Did you know that the next friday the thirteenth is on the fourth of July?"

We have those here to make fun of stupid people, that and:
"What is the color of Napoleons white horse?"
These are even dumber.
"Your youngest brother, is he a boy or a girl?"

Not yet!
"Who's the writer of Harry Potter?"
"J.K. Rowling."
"How on earth did you know!?"
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Old May 28, 2007, 04:07 PM Local time: May 28, 2007, 10:07 PM #132 (permalink) of 163
Originally Posted by Ozma
These are even dumber.
"Your youngest brother, is he a boy or a girl?"

Not yet!
"Who's the writer of Harry Potter?"
"J.K. Rowling."
"How on earth did you know!?"
How is this even funny?
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Old May 29, 2007, 02:26 PM Local time: May 29, 2007, 06:26 PM #133 (permalink) of 163
What do you call a chav in a cardboard box?

Init.

What do you call a chav in a filing cabinet?

Sorted.

What do you call a chav in a suit?

The defendant.




Please let me not be the only person who gets these.
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Old May 29, 2007, 03:51 PM #134 (permalink) of 163
What do you call a gay dinosaur? A Mightysoarass. Knuck knuck knuck.

A word to the wise is infuriating.
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Old May 30, 2007, 03:10 AM Local time: May 30, 2007, 02:10 PM #135 (permalink) of 163
Originally Posted by Grawl
How is this even funny?
I don't say it's to be funny, I claim it to be dump. Don't worry. I don't even laugh when I hear this, though it is stupid enough, even for a housefly.
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Old Jun 1, 2007, 01:50 AM Local time: May 31, 2007, 11:50 PM #136 (permalink) of 163
What did one skunk say to the other?

Smell ya later! HARHARHARHARAHRHARARARARARARAR...hack, cough.
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Old Jun 2, 2007, 12:53 AM #137 (permalink) of 163
Get ready for a lame joke.

Why don't seagulls fly by the bay?

Spoiler:
Because then they'd be bagels!

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Old Jun 3, 2007, 06:18 AM #138 (permalink) of 163
Originally Posted by Tip-Tup
Get ready for a lame joke.

Why don't seagulls fly by the bay?

Spoiler:
Because then they'd be bagels!

I thought it was funny, but then again I thought it was made to be a racist joke :lol:

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Old Jun 3, 2007, 09:13 AM Local time: Jun 3, 2007, 01:13 PM #139 (permalink) of 163
Originally Posted by Krelian
What do you call a chav in a cardboard box?

Init.

What do you call a chav in a filing cabinet?

Sorted.

What do you call a chav in a suit?

The defendant.




Please let me not be the only person who gets these.
Brilliant!

What do you do if you run over a chav?

Reverse, just to make sure.

How does a chav switch the light off after sex?

Closes the car door.


And one my friend who specialises in bad jokes told me:

How does the man in the moon get his hair cut?

Eclipse it.
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Old Jun 3, 2007, 01:51 PM Local time: Jun 3, 2007, 05:51 PM 1 #140 (permalink) of 163
What's the first thing a chav girl says when she wakes up in the morning?

"Who the fuck are you?"
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Old Jun 3, 2007, 07:13 PM #141 (permalink) of 163
Am I the only person here that don't know what a "chav " is?

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Old Jun 3, 2007, 07:55 PM #142 (permalink) of 163
Jesus ctu, you're on the fucking internet. Use it.

A word to the wise is infuriating.
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Old Jun 7, 2007, 05:30 AM Local time: Jun 7, 2007, 02:30 AM #143 (permalink) of 163
I was disappointed when I find out what a chav was. It's basically just a poor person? That doesn't make it funny at all because it could be anybody. If it were a racist joke, however...
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Old Jun 7, 2007, 11:31 AM Local time: Jun 7, 2007, 03:31 PM #144 (permalink) of 163
Originally Posted by Divest
I was disappointed when I find out what a chav was. It's basically just a poor person? That doesn't make it funny at all because it could be anybody. If it were a racist joke, however...
You should look at this: http://www.fat-pie.com/chavs.htm
They're more like watered-down skinheads than anything else. Also, you can have rich chavs (look up Colleen McLoughlin). Think the physical equivalent of a n00b who's on a trolling spree.

What do you call a chav in a white tracksuit?

The bride.
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