BTIOM - Beware the ides of March

AAPS - Acronyms Are Pretty Stupid

SINUrF = Shakespeare Is Not Ur Friend.
SICT2ASD?NB,UrFU! = Shall I Compare Thee 2 A Summer's Day? No Bitch, Ur Fucking Ugly!

CLIMATY

Crash Landon Is More Awesome Than You

ZOMG = Zebra on my Google

DNCCWTS!

Do Not Cut Cheese When Tossing Salad!

I've always know ITT as In This Thread

I've always been hung up on one of the simpler ones, KK. I thought maybe it meant "Okay," but then I saw people using it outside of that context.

88 - byebye, if you have any Chinese friends. Eight is pronounced "ba(t)" in Chinese, sounds like bye if said really fast lol.

No, KK In my opinion means crazy. You know, One K short of a hate group.

Also, FTW means Fuck the World. Or it should

INCTAMHMPDRAOJTWTSO - It never ceases to amaze me how many people don't recognise an obvious joke thread when they see one.

P2BA- Prepare 2 B Amazed
AC-BRL : Acronymic Come-Backs R Lame

TID- Thread is dead
GAL- Get A Life
WDUGALOS?- Why Don't U Get A Life Or Something?

MBAOFAIWYTHMPTO --> My boots are on fire, and I want you to help me put them out.

MPDKMBMBIFIYP --> many people don't know me but my brain is fried in your pork

BM --> BLEED ME!

ILP --> I like pie!

Double Post:
no! Zebra on my Gazebo! ZOMFG!!!! Zebras on my fucking gazebo!

CRAFT = can't remember a f*cking thing
GIGO = garbage in, garbage out
FGD = f*ck god dead

You forgot to add the rest, sir:

CLIT: Crash Landon Infamous Tits
CLSMB: Crash Landon's Secret Metaphore Book

LODI: Laugin' On Da Intanets

IIRC - If I Recall Correctly
POM - Pengins Ordering Milkshakes

Double Post:
LI - Lol Irony.

HJCOB = Holy Jesus Christ on (a) Bicycle


And uh.

WTH = What The Hell.

ic - I see.
hyd - how ya doing?

ROTFBMALFO = Rolling On The Floor Because My Artificial Limbs Fell Off

pwnage!

CWAOBFG - C-Walkin' All Over Ben Franklin's Grave

IM(H)O = In My (Humble) Opinion
WTF = What the Fuck?! (or Work Time Fun?)
GTFO = Get the Fuck Out!

EDIT: Ooh, missed the second page. My bad.

Seriously, this thread needs a little updating and correcting.

thank you!!!!!!!!!

Additional Spam:
I do hope you are joking.:katamari: