Hate-Based Religion
Ok, I tried Buddhism, but I realised that my life is based on conflict and hate. And my life's pretty ok, so obviously buddhism is bunk for me.
What I'm looking for is a religion based on general disdain for the human race, one which would delight in the total annihilation of the human race. And no, I don't mean Christianity. I'm serious, I REALLY want to find a religion for misanthropes who somehow get along. |
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I am too. I'm not such a great guy. </facade> Additional Spam: Quote:
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Disdane to the human race? Wow, that's easy:
But.....your morals are based on religion???? That's not a very good start. |
No, that's not quite what I mean. I mean, Muslims still want you to be a good person.
That's not what I really would want in a religion. My MORALS aren't based on religion. My RELIGION is based on my morals. You follow me? I know sometimes I don't write coherently. |
Dude, you are retarded. Just worship Rob Zombie movies, or something equally contrived.
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Maybe you should just join a cult or something.
One of them is bound to share your specific views, or just hate the world on your own :s |
You could join the Misanthropic Luciferian Order which Dissection founder was apparently a part of before he blew his brains out. I tried looking them up at Google and didn't find an official website or anything.
You could always join the KKK. Sure they may not hate all humans, but they hate some and that should count for something right? |
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"We exist to piss off Christians! We don't exactly believe in religion, but we have our own rituals and stuff!" It's all about serving yourself and that a person is his own god. Nothing ado about that, really. Except that they exist just to irritate Christians. Which is kind of lame. I thought that was the job of atheists anyhow. (Apparently, people really don't trust us at all). Maybe you should consider naturalism. "The doctrine that all religious truths are derived from nature and natural causes and not from revelation." |
I don't see a laughable church as being a bad fit for a 15-year-old weeaboo who's declared himself a misanthrope.
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I would've recommended Heaven's Gate to you, but that is rather old hat. as you missed your ride on the Hale Bop comet. Sorry man. Maybe you'll catch it in the next few millenia.
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I mean, you don't really hear of a kid asking for advice as far as misanthrope-based faiths very often. How do you even DEAL with it? Like we need more lame Satanists out there dressed in black, listening to everything Anton LaVey has to say and somehow missing the point entirely. |
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Because kids dressed in black are Satanists. :rolleyes: |
Can he just move South and live where other like-minded individuals live (i.e hicks or similar).
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Why the hell are you looking for a religion? A religion brings people together. So, why would you, a self-declared misanthrope, want to get together with anyone? Call yourself an atheist and be alone for the rest of your life. Do you know what those people usually become? HERMITS |
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Let's give him to the baptists. |
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Devo, there's no real declaration of evil from the Satanists - it's pretty much a perceived evil in the Christians' eyes. That's the way the Satanists want it to be, too. They're not really evil at all in that they just worship themselves and not a god. Which is all fine and good if you ask me, until they start making an effort to do it to piss other religions off. It's the Anti-Christian Religion! But that can be argued once you get into the theological misgivings of their retarded rituals. Sooo, I guess every religion has their bullshit, no matter how intolerant of "bullshit" a religion sets out to be! |
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