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View Poll Results: Which is most attractive to you?
Tall (5' 8" and above) and Fat. 0 0%
Tall and shapely. Like a giggly tummy but wide hips and big breasts) 9 25.71%
Tall and athletic 9 25.71%
Tall and thin 7 20.00%
Average (5'3" to 5'8") and Fat 1 2.86%
Average and shapely 17 48.57%
Average and fit 22 62.86%
Average and thin 9 25.71%
Short (below 5'3) and fat 2 5.71%
Short and shapely 13 37.14%
Short and athletic 9 25.71%
Short and petite 9 25.71%
Black/ brown hair, Brown eyes 19 54.29%
Brown hair, green / hazel eyes 15 42.86%
Blonde hair, blue eyes 8 22.86%
Multiple Choice Poll. Voters: 35. You may not vote on this poll

For Science!: The comprehensive guide to feminine attractiveness.
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Old Mar 16, 2006, 01:50 AM #1 (permalink) of 10
For Science!: The comprehensive guide to feminine attractiveness.

Peeack and I were chatting last night and the topic turned to what gets our motors running as males. He discussed his liking of curvy women -soft, a bit of belly fat and voluptuous womanliness- while I began to deliniate my preference for petite women with flat stomachs and nice 'muffin butts'. I also discovered, that both of our preferences for facial characteristics lies outside the 'norm' that is peddled by hollywood. Indeed, I've met many women in person who I feel are much more attractive than these people we always see on TV. Truthfully, personality factors into this equation as well but aside from this, there is always something that makes a guy's heart skip a beat.

The purpose of this thread is to discuss what makes women hot, for science!
Posting guidelines.

i) No creepy crap. I don't care if you're emo, try to be as clinical as possible. void melodramatic and sexually suggestive terms that would label you as a sexual miscreant or pervert. Keep it clean.

ii) ABSOLUTELY NO PORN. Be tasteful. Also, please don't break the tables

iii) Please complete all the fields and post a well thought out response. I'm going too a huge amount of work to put this together and I'll be pissed off if it is taken lightly. Besides, I really don't want it in the sewers.

iv) I would like this to be an enlightening and enriching experience for people. Ladies can take the tests and answer the questions but please do not insult other people's preferences. It has been my experience that women are the harshest judges of the physical apperances. I've heard women call eachother ugly or butch when these girls are obviously attractive to members of the opposite sex.
Don't knock eachother or mock guys (and gals) who like fatties or sticks. We all have our tastes and if everybody liked the same thing, nobody would end up with someone they were ultimately happy with.

Any posts which do not follow these guidelines will be deleted. If you find a post you are unhappy with, please report it.



There are four parts to this thread, all of which are part of the process of self discovery. If you aren't willing to go through the steps, please don't post at all.

1) The poll. Which out of these discriptions do you prefer?

2) Post 2 - 5 pics of girls that you find super attractive. Obviously post smaller pics if you wish to post more. Don't break the tables. All clothing should be safe for work. No suggestive pics, please.

Examples:







3) Take these tests and post your scores. * tests are requirements. The rest are just for fun. NSFW is not safe for work and may contain softcore porn. You've been warned.

*Tits, Ass and Cuteness test.

*Your type of girl test.

* The Beautiful Face test.

(some gross / disturbing pics)
How Low are you Sex Standards


The Perfect type of Girl


NSFW The Bootyology test

*Your Love Language

For fun: The Ass Identification test. Can you tell if it’s a girl or guy?

NSFW
Do you go for face or body test.

For Fun.
Chubby chicks do best


*sewers rated* Would you hit it?

Last, for fun.
SUP VG LAWL

4) Post a brief discription of what sort of personality you like in a woman.

eg: I like a woman who is confident, sweet and fun. Someone who is sensitive and is willing to put up with my inane sillyness. I think it is attractive when a girl is clean and eloquent in her speach, avoiding unnecessarily colorful speech.
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Old Mar 16, 2006, 02:12 AM Local time: Mar 15, 2006, 11:12 PM #2 (permalink) of 10
I'd just like to comment on the tests (my comments are in parantheses):

OkCupid! = so stupid...

Thanks for taking the T and A and C test! Based on your selections, the results are clear: you show an attraction to smaller breasts (not really the pictures of big titties were either fake or FAKE), smaller asses (no they're just less wide but I like the ones that stuck out too bad the pictures are awful angles), and sexier composure (WHAT THE HELL DOES THIS MEAN?) than others who've taken the test.

Note that you scored low on both breast and ass size. This means you appreciate thinner, harder bodies (well the other celebrities looked like crap what can I say). You are most likely to appreciate a super-model. Relatively, you are less attracted to round, soft, sloppy (<- fucked up) women.

My third variable, "cuteness" is a mostly objective measure of how innocent a given model looked. It's determined by a combination of a lot of factors: lack of dark eye makeup, facial expression, posture, etc. If you scored high on that variable, you are either really nice OR you're into deflowering teens (HELL YES BRING ME MINORS). If you scored low, you are attracted to raunchier, sexier, women. In your case, your lower than average score suggests you appreciate a sluttier look. Kudos! (or maybe you're subjective "cute" is bullshit)

Recommended Celebrities: Kate Moss and Kate Moss, but 'em post-coke-binge for a cheaper date.

(This test was entirely absurd considering there were no real variables, this person is just full of shit.)

NEXT ONE:

After the first page I said FUCK THIS ONE. I like a chick who can wear anything, I'm not putting her in a stupid box of GOOD GIRL, SEXY THANG or MIDDLE OF THE ROAD WANNABE. My woman can be all of these damnit.

Last Test:

(Show me these chicks without all that shit on their face and maybe just maybe I can actually judge 'em.)

But here are my results anyway:

Charlize Theron
46% Eyes, 38% Nose, 35% Mouth, 40% SexyCute


You seem to prefer that your women be hot rather than cute. Can't blame you for that. You also seem to find smaller or less prominent facial features appealing. Might you be a fan of Charlize Theron? If so, you're certainly not alone.

Similar: Nicole Kidman, Elisha Cuthbert

If you liked my test, please remember to give it a decent score, and of course I'm always happy to hear feedback. Thanks!

(Maybe they shouldn't use celebrities.)
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Old Mar 16, 2006, 02:32 AM #3 (permalink) of 10
WTF! Did you delete and remake this thread? I just spent the last who-knows-how-long doing those damn quizzes (which sucked anyway and I won't bother redoing...let's just say I prefer cute and average girls based on the findings of most of those quizzes) and writing up my explanation for who I want in a girl (though that was only a few sentences). I'll speed through that part now:

Adjectives to describe the woman for me: cute, fun, open, romantic, respectful, honest, loyal, competitive, smart. Going off my poll answers, she can't be fat but shouldn't be a rail either.
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Old Mar 16, 2006, 04:58 AM Local time: Mar 16, 2006, 07:58 PM #4 (permalink) of 10
I can't resist the call of SCIENCE!

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Curvy and Cute
Raw score: 81% Big Breasts, 63% Big Ass, and 68% Cute!
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The Hot Friend
43% Sexy-Cute, 46% Dark-Light, 60% Artsy-Stylish
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Mila Kunis
53% Eyes, 38% Nose, 48% Mouth, 55% SexyCute
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Easy to Please
You had sex with 14 out of 21!
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Round and Curvy!
You prefer 70% ass mass!
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Giving Lover
You scored 36% Words of Affirmation, 60% Physical Touch, 57% Giving Gifts, and 23% Acts of Service!
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It is the Face!
You Appreciate 73 % Face and 62 % Body. You go 79 % for the Combination
Most of these were pretty expected.


(the girl I took to the formal, fuck she's cute. Fuck I look like a twat!

They're pretty cute girls, not that I go for blonde hair exclusivly.
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Old Mar 16, 2006, 07:02 AM #5 (permalink) of 10
Here, my results (I'll post more after doing the tests):

The 5 example photos you posted: 5th.
Tits, Ass, and Cuteness test: 25% Big Breasts, 36% Big Ass, 68% Cute.
Your type of girl test: The Cheerleader (62% Sexy-Cute, 82% Dark-Light, 70% Artsy-Stylish)
The Beautiful Face test: The gal showed up in the final results isn't actually my type. However, the girl pictured in [Question 2, option B] wins hands down: she's really, REALLY cute.
How Low Are Your Sex Standards: Impossible to please [0 out of 21]. (Yeah, yeah, I'm straight . But I'm also picky as hell, can't help on whatever is hardwired on my subconscious)
Do you go for face or body test: 94 % Face, 43 % Body, 74 % Combination
The Perfect Type of Girl Test: Unsure (10% Slave, 20% Party Girl, 25% Mean Girl, 45 % Wife)

Last edited by Tek2000 : Mar 18, 2006 at 04:34 PM.
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Old Mar 16, 2006, 01:06 PM Local time: Mar 16, 2006, 01:06 PM #6 (permalink) of 10
1) The poll. Which out of these discriptions do you prefer?

Overall, I prefer small and petit. I find more girls that I see that are in this category are just insanely hot to me.

2) Post 2 - 5 pics of girls that you find super attractive. Obviously post smaller pics if you wish to post more. Don't break the tables. All clothing should be safe for work. No suggestive pics, please.

Okay, I broke the rules a bit...I've got six pics


I just find all of these girls ridiculously good looking.

3) Take these tests and post your scores. * tests are requirements. The rest are just for fun. NSFW is not safe for work and may contain softcore porn. You've been warned.

Tits, Ass and Cuteness test.
- Skinny and Sexy. 22% Breasts, 27% Ass, 60% Cute

Your type of girl test.
- The Favorite Friend. 50% Cute-Sexy, 74% Dark-Light, 62% Artsy-Stylish

The Beautiful Face test.
- Mischa Barton. 53% Eyes, 52% Nose, 58% Mouth, 65% Sexy Cute

Your Love Language
- The Lover. 43% Words, 80% Touch, 15% Gifts, 9% Service

4) Post a brief discription of what sort of personality you like in a woman.

I like a girl that knows what she wants, and isn't afraid to show it; someone that can be themselves no matter what others think. I also like spontinaity, doing something out of the ordinary, just because. I do like someone that likes physical activity to a degree, like biking, hiking, camping, all sorts of outdoorsy things, but also someone who can get a bowl of chips and relax to watching a movie or two; generally being lazy sometimes.
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Old Mar 16, 2006, 06:01 PM #7 (permalink) of 10
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The Art Student
69% Sexy-Cute, 61% Dark-Light, 24% Artsy-Stylish

Cute, neither Dark nor Light, and Artsy, the Art student doesn't have the inherent darkness of the Suicide Girl, but she's not bright and shiny like the New Age Girl either. You've probably seen her wandering around town in her unique outfits with her portfolio under her arm, and found yourself wondering if she's ever posed in the nude.
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Skinny and Sexy
Raw score: 22% Big Breasts, 13% Big Ass, and 56% Cute!
Eh, I'd actually say the cuteness is too low, but whatever.

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Jessica Alba
46% Eyes, 23% Nose, 19% Mouth, 55% SexyCute

You seem to like small features and a sense of cuteness. Jessica Alba is pretty tiny, and so are her features (altho her lips almost count as big). She can be hot, but even in roles like Nancy the Stripper in Sin City, she has an inherent cuteness that can't be hidden. Not an Alba fan? There are others who fit the bill.

Similar: Alexis Bledel, about a billion Japanese pop stars...
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Affirmative Action
You scored 75% Words of Affirmation, 34% Physical Touch, 21% Giving Gifts, and 13% Acts of Service!

Um, I'll post the pictures once I get a working router. And I'm going to edit this post, you know, just so I don't lose the results accidentally. I'm not using my comp right now.

Last edited by Yamamanama : Mar 16, 2006 at 06:12 PM.
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Old Mar 16, 2006, 06:41 PM #8 (permalink) of 10
No love for fat chicks (except Jan, lol).

I actually expected more even results, but a lot of people like the classical paradigm of hotness, which I guess isn't incredibly surprising either.
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Old Mar 16, 2006, 07:48 PM Local time: Mar 16, 2006, 05:48 PM #9 (permalink) of 10
I prefer tall and thin, but it doesn't really matter (unless she's chubby or fat).

Body: 11% Big Breasts, 55% Big Ass, and 60% Cute!

Face: 57% Eyes, 33% Nose, 45% Mouth, 65% SexyCute

Girls that are physically attractive, open-minded, not stuck on themselves, and have a good sense of humor are awesome.
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Old Mar 16, 2006, 09:02 PM #10 (permalink) of 10
1) I like my gals to be healthy, preferably my height or shorter (I'm 5'6/5'7). Curves are good, but so ain't stickly shapes. It doesn't really matter to me, honestly; call it lack of standards or something.

2) Undisclosed until I can find a site that isn't porn that can offer the kind of women I find attractive <<

3)
Tits, ass, and Cuteness:
Curvy and Naughty
Raw score: 48% Big Breasts, 77% Big Ass, and 48% Cute!

Your type of girl test:
The Girl Next Door
58% Sexy-Cute, 53% Dark-Light, 48% Artsy-Stylish

The beautiful face test:
Alyson Hannigan
67% Eyes, 33% Nose, 51% Mouth, 55% SexyCute

Your Love Language:
Affirmative Action
You scored 68% Words of Affirmation, 34% Physical Touch, 36% Giving Gifts, and 27% Acts of Service!

4) The kind of personality I like in my women are the kind that aren't extremists. I don't like my women to be mindnumbingly wishy-washy, but neither do I like them to be loud-mouthed snatch traps incapable of shutting their obnoxious gobs. I like my gals to be laid back and easy going, wise, and smart; I like being taught things and learning from my partners, as I would expect them to maybe learn something from me, also.
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