GFF 2009 Suicide Pact

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12:26 ESheep|Work: GFF Suicide Club.
12:27 nuttyturnip: I wonder how quick it would get shut down if someone started that thread in Quiet Place
12:27 Zergrinch: fill in the blanks: the loss of so many GFF members in a 2009 suicide pact would cause GFF to ______________________
12:28 ESheep|Work: be over 9000 times better.
12:28 nuttyturnip: gain access to legions of the undead
12:28 Zergrinch: I _dare_ nuttyturnip to start such a suicide pact thread in Quiet Place

You're worthless, unemployed, and no one loves you. Do the world (and us) a favor by pledging to kill yourself in 2009. It's the only way to move beyond that bitch ex-girlfriend/parents that don't love you/dead-end existence. Sign up in this thread to show your commitment to the cause. Killing yourself will accomplish something you never achieved in life: making other people happy.

Suicide's out of fashion. The "in" thing is to take out a bunch of people with you when you go!

Originally Posted by Radez29

Suicide's out of fashion. The "in" thing is to take out a bunch of people with you when you go!

That sounds like fun,....but where will I get the nuke to take out Miami?

Originally Posted by ctu

That sounds like fun,....but where will I get the nuke to take out Miami?

If folks here can pool together money for the NE meet, they can raise enough money for a WMD. Chat can back me up, my original idea was to convert the GFF 2009 Meet into the GFF 2009 Suicide Pact, but I decided to open it up to everyone. GFF is all about community!

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[13:18] <Kagosin> I guess I accept the offer

I am here on Kagosin's behalf. I have witnesses in chat to back me up on this if need be. He is the first volunteer for this noble venture.

Originally Posted by Rotorblade

I am here on Kagosin's behalf. I have witnesses in chat to back me up on this if need be. He is the first volunteer for this noble venture.

Lies.

You can not prove such things!

You're a pseudo-intellectual who argues pointlessly on the internet because no one appreciates you here and now. You are an introverted tormented soul who will go to great lengths to ensure that you make everyone aware of your plight, by polite force or other cloak-and-dagger methods if need be. You probably spent your early days of your adolescence watching war unfold before your eyes, both at home with your parental figures constantly physically abusing and/or pettifogging with each other and through the media watching your country send its sons to fight meaningless wars so that politicians don't have to bother with those petty details while they sit and soak the idiot box trying to fuck their secretaries.

You've also had many chances at what most of us refer to as "true love". However, you have probably pushed them away at the first sign of intimacy because your obviously tortured mind cannot cope with hurting anyone else in your self-destructive downward spiral into near-madness. Even as every one of those "chances" obviously cared very deeply for you in a way that your mental cogs would never have been able to mill over... See, you lacked love as a child and therefore lack it in your adult years and onward.

This, along with countless literature on philosophy, religion, politics, film studies and war history shifted your views on the world to a much more grim place than the rose-colored candyland you grew up in and have seemingly taken to other outlets to vent your anger in writing through any medium you can find; in this case, Gamingforce Suicide Club.

Do what Hemingway did and feed your face some lead pellets at mach-3 speeds and you will not only be posthumously understood as a tormented genius far ahead of his/her time, but you will achieve TRUE immortality through the written word.

Your brother in Christ,
Paco

Oh my god the dark intellectualism in this thread is just epic

guys are we going to hot topic

well why not

Originally Posted by Pangalin

guys are we going to hot topic

OMGNOW! <3

You're either in or out Pang, and that Linkin Park wifebeater you're sporting says you're in.

Originally Posted by nuttyturnip

Chat can back me up, my original idea was to convert the GFF 2009 Meet into the GFF 2009 Suicide Pact, but I decided to open it up to everyone. GFF is all about community!

If it's going to be GFF 2009 with LA members, count me in.

Guess I'll join.

That's the kind of can-do spirit we're looking for. If we get enough sign-ups, everybody gets a tote bag!

Well let's see if I'm qualified:

I have a steady girlfriend whom I love and she loves me and we have a damn good relationship going.

I have a job that I enjoy and I'm going to apply for a higher position so that's good.

The music I listen to isn't really suicide laden nor depressing though I guess Agalloch and Opeth - Damnation could fall underneath that. Otherwise the music I listen to involves crushing my opponents in a bloody manner.

So no suicide pact for me. Sorry. Out of curiosity, how is the mass suicide going to go down?

Originally Posted by nuttyturnip

You're either in or out Pang, and that Linkin Park wifebeater you're sporting says you're in.

This coming from you.

The guy who made this thread.

He may be wearing a wifebeater, but that can only mean you're in a corner cutting yourself over the newest episode of DeGrassi.

Originally Posted by LeHah

This coming from you.

The guy who made this thread.

He may be wearing a wifebeater, but that can only mean you're in a corner cutting yourself over the newest episode of DeGrassi.

I never said I was going to kill myself; I'm only helping to coordinate the efforts of those that do. Being overwhelmed with your own self-loathing makes it difficult to network with others, you know. If it will help the cause, however, I'll sign up as well (because RockgamerXIII won't give me his gift card).

Other than the fleeting hope of Gillian Anderson turning up naked on your doorstep, what's keeping you attached to this mortal coil? The world is only going to keep pissing you off.

Originally Posted by nuttyturnip

The world is only going to keep pissing you off.

And someone has to be angry. Otherwise, you and your entire world is stuck in ennui and before long you've found that you spent your entire life reading USA Today and eating at Jack In The Box and thinking that you're some kind of hypergenius for outsmarting some guy like render or Borg1982.

If it wasn't for me, your life would be less interesting and less intelligent. Hate me all you like, thats only the first sign that I'm making you think.

Truth be told - if you're going to be so daring, so dangerous to suggest everyone who hates themselves should commit suicide, how about making an example? We learn by doing, after all and a good general knows that charging ahead of his men inspires the best out of them. To do otherwise is to show how utterly limited and infantile your basic idea is. Kill yourself to prove me wrong.

Originally Posted by LeHah

And someone has to be angry. Otherwise, you and your entire world is stuck in ennui and before long you've found that you spent your entire life reading USA Today and eating at Jack In The Box and thinking that you're some kind of hypergenius for outsmarting some guy like render or Borg1982.

If it wasn't for me, your life would be less interesting and less intelligent. Hate me all you like, thats only the first sign that I'm making you think.

Truth be told - if you're going to be so daring, so dangerous to suggest everyone who hates themselves should commit suicide, how about making an example? We learn by doing, after all and a good general knows that charging ahead of his men inspires the best out of them. To do otherwise is to show how utterly limited and infantile your basic idea is. Kill yourself to prove me wrong.

Ah-HAH! I see the flaw in this logic.

No one could possibly outwit Render. That guy is like a bastion of logic. Do you know he doesn't have an education and yet STILL can't understand why no one wants to hire him for shit? That man is simply too good too soon. A man before his time. Who got married to the first woman who would have sex with him.

Truly, he will be recalled by history as the first of the new.