Help me with my secret mission, operation chick-fake

Originally Posted by How Unfortunate

Hey all you web-heads, I need help with an upcoming, top-secret mission. I can't divulge specifics, but I am going to have to dress up as a woman and go undercover for a very long while.

D:

Now that's teasing us with the details.

- Shape up your eyebrows
- Pretend to think everyone's baby/child is cute
- Don't chew with your mouth open (this includes gum)
- Get a manicure and for God's sake get a pedicure
- Don't take forever at an ATM
- Don't spit
- Don't scratch your ears and examine what comes out
- Don't take dumps in public restrooms
- Sit up straight in your chair
- Shave your legs and arms (women don't usually shave their arms, but you'll probably need to)
- Don't pick your nose in public
- Don't scratch your crotch

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I've never seen Tootsie, but didn't Mrs. Doubtfire get caught?

That's why you lock the door when you use the bathroom.

Originally Posted by Visavi

Just because I said acting classes doesn't mean I'm in it to be an actress. However, I figured he would want to know the basic formula so he can act more like a convincing woman. He can take it or leave it, his choice. I don't know what you have against me wanting to help someone get into character, but whatever floats your boat.

Acting techniques are difficult enough to teach effectively in person, I very much doubt you'd be able to help over an internet forum. It'd be entertaining to see you try, however.

The question is funny, to think this guy will cross dress. lol.

A lady shouldnt' fart or burp in front of men. You should also wear pair of bra to ensure others that you have boobs. lol.

search up crossdressing tips on google. i'm sure you get lots of info there.
there are lots of TS people out there with suggestions.

i guess only one i can give now is don't try too hard to be too femme than you should because that'll actually draw attention.

Originally Posted by Trigunnerz

Learn from the best.

http://www.cliphoto.com/social/harisu.htm

Oh my god.. He IS disturbingly feminine..

Are you sure that's a guy?

Originally Posted by CryHavoc

Oh my god.. He IS disturbingly feminine..

Are you sure that's a guy?

Used to be a guy, now surgically turned into a woman.

Geez. At least he has beautiful face, so he looks good when he changed himself into woman. Who is that sheman? >_>

Originally Posted by eriol

Geez. At least he has beautiful face, so he looks good when he changed himself into woman. Who is that sheman? >_>

A Korean entertainer named Harisu (I know she has albums out, but she probably does other stuff. I don't know.). The plastic surgery helped achieve such a feminine face, but as a guy, she didn't manly at all. Despite achieving the physical aspect she still retained that husky, manish voice.

Now, I wonder what my perverted male friends will say if I give them her photo. I want to see their face when I told them "that chick had been a guy". :lolsign:

Oh yeah, is she married actually?