7 Dice Rolls  Description Dice Result reroll vs cal 1d20 2 *sizzle 2d8 9           -> d8 8           -> d8 1 hail vs Glock 1d20 10 hail vs Cal 1d20 20 hail vs gord 1d20 17 *ouchy 2d6 6           -> d6 5           -> d6 1 rebukin' em 1d20 17

The enemy is tearing holes through G-Unit's ranks. Cal racks his brains for anything he knows about his gnollish adversaries, hoping to perhaps bargain with them. What he remembers isn't encouraging.

Holy crap does Cal know a lot about gnolls (Nature Check 21):

G-Unit is facing a Fang of Yeenoghu and three Claw Fighters. Gnolls are Medium Natural Humanoids.

Beyond the obvious threat of their disease-ridden cudgels, Fangs of Yeenoghu are known for their tireless lust for battle and their terrible howls — which inspire their gnollish underlings to attack ever more ferociously.

Claw Fighters are feared for their great agility, dashing from one victim to another and leaving bloody wounds as they pass — moving past too quickly for the victim to even react.

DC 14 : Fangs of Yeenoghu earn their place in the demon lord's ranks by capturing slaves and sending them to serve Yeenoghu in the Abyss.

DC 15: Gnolls are nomadic and rarely stay in one place for long. When gnolls attack and pillage a settlement, they leave nothing behind except razed buildings and gnawed corpses. Gnolls often decorate their armor and encampments with the bones of their victims. Impatient and unskilled artisans, they wear patchwork armor and wield weapons stolen from their victims.

DC 19 : A cudgel of bloody teeth is a gruesome greatclub studded with teeth and crusted with blood. While a fang of Yeenoghu fights, its cudgel of bloody teeth continually oozes fresh blood and spittle. Once its wielder is killed, the cudgel quickly rots away.

DC 20: Gnolls don’t bargain or parley, and they can’t be bribed or reasoned with. Gnolls are often encountered with hyenas, which they keep as pets and hunting animals. They also work with demons.

DC 21 : Gnolls slain in battle are rewarded for their sacrifice by the fang of Yeenoghu. Its teeth are added to the cudgel of bloody teeth, allowing it to taste the blood of its enemies even in death.

Grimacing, he leans around the corner and fires. One of his arrows flies directly into the nearest devil's laughing maw, and the creatures falls heavily to the floor. The captured peasants murmur in awe as the devil's body melts into a caustic sludge, its evil spirit banished back to the hells to climb the ranks all over again.

Yup, killed. (They have 46 HP, Zerg)

Cal draws a bead on the nearest gnoll as Gheth holds it back. He'd been looking for a new fur cloak.

Gnasc snarls as his idiotic underlings pack themselves into the narrow passageway. What good are greater numbers if you can't surround the enemy? These pups know nothing of tactics, let alone tradition. He strides to the far end of the corridor, watching the godservant throw himself stupidly into harm's way even when someone weaker could be sacrificed instead. They always did that!

God-worship was always too complicated for Gnasc to understand. So many complicated rules. Demons were straightforward; they mostly wanted you to kill things.

He levels the object in his hand in Gheth's direction: he's close enough now to identify it as a wand.

"The Destroyer sends his greetings, reptile."

A roiling blast of fire leaps over the heads of the claw fighters, slamming into Gheth's chest and splashing him with flames.

Hellish Rebuke: 10 damage to Gheth

Framarth just mutters irritably and circles around the pool. He could just barely spot the halfling capering around at the far end of the corridor. The midget thought he was safe back there, did he? Not quite.

Framarth slams his warhammer into the floor, and a rumble goes through the fortress. Rocks begin to fall from the ceiling over Gordok's head, pelting him and his nearby allies and smashing them to the floor. Cal dodges reflexively, miraculously avoiding all the falling debris.

Brimstone Hail centered on B18
13 damage to Glock, Gordok (both knocked prone)
Cal activates Gambler's Suit: reroll misses him

Start of Glock's turn: 5 poison damage

Glock 12, Gheth 7, Garrmondo 6, Duergar Recruits 23, Gordok 23, Gnoll Claw Fighters 19, Spined Devils 19, Cal 19, Gnasc 14, Framarth 14



What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?