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DRAKO · Local time: Apr 1, 2006, 01:01 AM

ironic mode on:
nah..i wanna put me "solid snake", but like a hundred of ppl ahead me..bua..
ironic mode off:

they will notice so easy i am a noob?

nah..
tomorrow..i mean today in the afternoon i will see if i can put me like my gamingforce´s nick...

How ya doing, buddy?

Spatula · Local time: Mar 31, 2006, 10:50 PM

I'm now a chameleon. My specialty?

Assault for most maps

Sniper for kill house B

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

01:40 AM

Can you make rooms, Spat?

Double Post:
If yes, make one in a 0 person server and let's be bossem buddies <3

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

DRAKO · Local time: Apr 1, 2006, 09:34 PM

i played 2:50 horas ...
like PANZERDRAKO
rank 35397
points 121933
KILL 26
DEAD 83

yeye...mi conecction suck..

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Spatula · 09:27 PM

I can host easily. Although now I'm busy with exams and shit. PM me April 22nd when I'm going to fucking rape my Accounting final (I hope, not get raped by), then we'll start a game.

Game room: FUN IN THE SUN

Game room password: FUNNY

I put a "GFF" infront of my player name, just so it's not just by chance another player is named Spatula.

Maps we'll play:

1) Kill House B

2) Log House Map (some Russian name then followed by "EAST")

3) (Another crazy russian name) Lab - the one with lots of stair cases and breakable windows

4) Brown Town

5) You guys can choose, but I'm edging for the one where it's mainly outside but there's this wrecked building you can go in and get to the roof.

I'll put 99 life tickets and 40 minute game. It's usually how I play, and NO FRIENDLY FIRE!

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Pietak · 10:54 PM

April 22nd it is. Everyone, MARK YOUR CALENDARS! NOW!

No complaining, everyone be there.

Double Post:
Time, will be negatiated when it comes closer.

FELIPE NO

Local time: Apr 2, 2006, 08:59 PM

::marked::

Make Brown Town first! I love that map more than I love most things. The design and flow of this map is FLAWLESS. There is NO place to hide (hrhr) on this map, completely non-broken.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Spatula · 06:19 PM

About Brown Town there are sniper spots but they aren't quite strategic where you can lay down to get a good scope of the area. I'm actually not too familiar with that area but I'm setting the game to extra long (99 tickets and 40 minutes) so we can have a rolling good time.

My last exam is done at 12 PM and I'm planning on eating or something, so I'll be back at my house about 1:00 PM Mountain Standard Time.
This is like 3:00 PM for New Yorkers, and like 12:00 PM for peeps in the California region.

How about I log onto GFF at 12:55 PM to private message you or post in here saying it's going to start in like 5 minutes? That should give you enough time to set up.

I will be in the Meryl Room, since there won't be as much traffic and it'll be easier.

So here's the revised info:

Game room: FUN IN THE SUN

Game room password: FUNNY

Forum: MERYL

GAME START DATE: APRIL 22, 2006 AD (lol)

GAME END DATE: When hell freezes over

GAME START TIME: 3:00 PM EASTERN STANDARD TIME (IE NEW YORK LOCAL TIME)

I put a "GFF" infront of my player name, just so it's not just by chance another player is named Spatula.

Maps we'll play:

1) Brown Town

2) Log House Map (some Russian name then followed by "EAST")

3) (Another crazy russian name) Lab - the one with lots of stair cases and breakable windows

4) Kill house B

5) You guys can choose, but I'm edging for the one where it's mainly outside but there's this wrecked building you can go in and get to the roof.

I'll put 99 life tickets and 40 minute game. It's usually how I play, and NO FRIENDLY FIRE!

***IF you can PLEASE put "GFF" before your user name so it's easier to quickly identify you guys. ***

*** LET me know if this time doesn't work for you. Pietak, are you really in Poland or what. If so it'd be 11:00 PM April 22, and I don't know how long you'd want to stay up.***

*** DO YOU GUYS WANT SPECIAL CHARACTERS? Ie Snake, Sokolov, Raikov, Ocelot, Reiko? ***

CURRENT SOLDIERS RECRUITED FOR WAR:

1) Spatula
2) Grigori Rasputin
3) Pietak
4) DRAKO
5) Mobius One
6) Liquid_Snack
7) Stealth
8) SOLDIER

Sign up roster is now filled up.

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DRAKO · Local time: Apr 3, 2006, 10:01 AM

hey guys..btw...
how works that "teletorting" cheat?
is it for that switch in the host´s options?

anyways..
COUNT ME IN!!!

well,when i figure out which it is my hour compares to ny...just that

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Spatula · Local time: Apr 3, 2006, 08:17 AM

I'm going to disable all cheats. I'm also thinking of turning friendly fire on.

As for your local time compared to Eastern Standard Time: http://www.timeanddate.com/worldcloc...inent=namerica

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Local time: Apr 3, 2006, 09:23 AM

Originally Posted by DRAKO

hey guys..btw...
how works that "teletorting" cheat?
is it for that switch in the host´s options?

anyways..
COUNT ME IN!!!

well,when i figure out which it is my hour compares to ny...just that

Funny you mention this, as it is THE ONLY CHEAT that exists in this game.

Appearantly this is a big deal at GameFAQs, the subject, not this specific cheat. People go bananas about lag issues and think people are cheating, when this of course is just their lag problems (or someone elses).

This specific cheat, though, really can be a cheat! It is called "Lag Switching" or something like that. ONLY THE HOST can do this. It pretty much means the host is disconnecting briefly, freezing the other charactors but allowing him to move freely, thus letting him make his escape while everyone else is frozen. You can easily tell someone is doing this when the game's connection is unstable (you get a red alert on the bottom of the screen "connection unstable") and the host is jumping all over the map. THE ONLY WAY TO COUNTER THIS is to leave. Just leave, it's not even worth playing in an unstable room anyway.

Now, if a non-host does this EVERYONE lags and NOBODY can run around freely, so it is pointless.

Now, other so-called "cheats" include the dead body glitch and the shooting through walls move. Both of these are lag issues. The Dead Body Glitch is when someone is a dead body and killing you. They're body never respawns, and yet they are running around kind of like a ghost and killing you. This is by far the most obnoxious glitch in this game, mostly because it is unpredictable and the only person effected is YOU. The other guy, and most likely the other players are able to see the "ghost person." If this is happening to you, check your connection or that person's connection. In the end, it's not a bad idea to just leave the room.

Another, very common issue is Shooting Through Walls. Pretty much what this is is when you're running along and you manage to hide behind a wall as someone is shooting you, but they still kill you. Other similar events like this include Books and Claymores that people seem to walk over and are unneffected, as well as you rolling THROUGH people, rather than hitting them. This is all general LAG, and can't really be avoided. Your best bet is to find the best connected room possible and make sure you're connection is good as well.

As far as people using GameSharks or other stuff like that, it's probobly not possible yet, but you never know.

Also I Can't exactly change my name in game, just remember that I'm Rasputin :P

How ya doing, buddy?

DRAKO · Local time: Apr 3, 2006, 03:20 PM

thnx both answers..
first, i think NOW it the same time in ny n in chile..

second...i played only 2:30 hours and i found 3 or 4 deads killing ppl, 2 flash soldiers (i mean, i killing a soldier and i blink and the same soldier it is my back and shoot me) and 1 killing for fire thru´walls...

and i like the possiblity of a big scene with 30 o 40 minutes..that gives time to recover (in my case, a little) the diference between kill and deads..in the eva server, though

just that,,,

I was speaking idiomatically.

Spatula · Local time: Apr 3, 2006, 12:38 PM

What? Would it too much to ask if you could type in simple and comprehensible sentences? I’ll overlook if you’re from Chile and English isn’t your first language, but please do try to type using a degree of proper grammar and spelling. It will cause less confusion when I’m finalizing the details of the game come play time. I don’t mean to be picking on you or anything, but…

If you're worried about any lagging or issues of ammo clipping as Rasputin has mentioned, he can consult me on what to fix when I'm hosting.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

DRAKO · Local time: Apr 3, 2006, 06:54 PM

well.sorry..
i just try to put thing happened to me ..

i ll be quiet now...

FELIPE NO

Spatula · Local time: Apr 3, 2006, 04:16 PM

No worries mate.

Alright, I'm going to put the FRIENDLY FIRE feature on since I think it'll make the game more fun, and create a greater sense of teamwork. This brings my next point.

Can all these games be TEAM DEATHMATCHES. Is this okay? It's my favorite type of game, and I really don't care for the capture the keropan or sneaking missions.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

DRAKO · Local time: Apr 3, 2006, 09:25 PM

yeye..
" i will be the bait and the rest kill"
lol

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Spatula · Local time: Apr 3, 2006, 07:10 PM

Also, get your F keys ready. And by that I mean the automatic radio commands, besides the generic "ENEMY SIGHTED" radio commands. I've already assigned my buttons and memorized them. Put some useful lines like, "The enemy is on the roof!!" or "I need a grenade!" and stuff. I have a few other funny F-lines, and you guys will see all of them eventually.

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Local time: Apr 3, 2006, 07:16 PM

interesting

i only have a few, but they're the "secret" messages

like /ch and /q

good stuff

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Spatula · Local time: Apr 3, 2006, 07:29 PM

Did I mention, I like to "rape" dead bodies (especially Reiko) by repeatedly pressing the X button on top of them? Then I salute. WIN.

Why secret messages when it's your own team that you can select to listen to your radio commands?

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Mobius One · Local time: Apr 3, 2006, 10:48 PM

Aw man, how did I miss this thread? My MGO name is CORNERED_FOX. I'm usually on Friday-Mon nights. I'll try to join the next event. Keyboard and headset are go.

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Pietak · Local time: Apr 4, 2006, 12:41 AM

Spatula - Not to worry, I'm only Polish-Canadian nationality, but I'm located Eastern Standard Time (-5:00GMT), so 3:00PM works fine.

I anticipate the event!! I've gotta get some skills brushed up now.

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LS · Local time: Apr 4, 2006, 11:43 AM

This is a lame and stupid question but can a user with a 256k connection play this game?

FELIPE NO

Mobius One · Local time: Apr 3, 2006, 11:52 PM

Should be able to, that qualifies as broadband. The minimum connection speed setting on MGO is 92 kbps, but I wouldn't recommend something that slow.

How ya doing, buddy?

LS · Local time: Apr 4, 2006, 12:00 PM

Thanks, awesome hah i might play this after i buy a network adaptor.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Local time: Apr 3, 2006, 09:07 PM

You can even lie and say your connection is better, which appearantly makes the game less laggy. This is what I hear, so you may want to give that a shot if you think you want a better connection.

There's nowhere I can't reach.