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Population Control Facilitator
 Member 2269 Level 1.21 Mar 2006 
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Ask a US Navy sailor
This seems like the most cliche thing I can do on this board. So if you have anything to ask a Navy man, ASK AWAY, because HEY, it's a new era... of lonliness, OH GOD!
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Good Chocobo
Member 555 Level 18.44 Mar 2006
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So, what's it like being a sailor? Are you on a ship all the time?
This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.
"We Stole the Eagle from the Air Force, the Anchor from the Navy, and the Rope from the Army. On the seventh day, while God rested, we over-ran his perimeter and stole the globe, and we've been running the show ever since. We live like soldiers, talk like sailors, and slap the hell out of both of them. WARRIORS BY DAY, LOVERS BY NIGHT, PROFESSIONALS BY CHOICE, AND MARINES BY THE GRACE OF GOD."
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Member 629 Level 46.64 Mar 2006
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How many Seamen jokes get thrown at you per week?
I mean really.  How ya doing, buddy?
Hey, maybe you should try that thing Chie was talking about.
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Member 207 Level 22.37 Mar 2006
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Why are Naval enlisted ranks ridiculous?
I was speaking idiomatically.  |
Member 102 Level 23.11 Mar 2006
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Not again...
What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now? |
Member 1214 Level 3.41 Mar 2006
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Will it open the door to new, unexplored possibilities?
FELIPE NO |
Member 516 Level 36.18 Mar 2006
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I want to know how many people you know are fags.
My fag friend told me about how many times he got laid while he was in the military. What, you don't want my bikini-clad body? |
Member 207 Level 22.37 Mar 2006
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Also, why are Naval Ships fucking gross? Do you sea men even know what cleaning means? Take a lesson from your Marine brothers, why don't you..
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Good Chocobo
Member 555 Level 18.44 Mar 2006
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It's because in the Navy, they probably don't make you PT until you shit out your heart if you fail at cleaning like they do in the Marines. I've heard all Marines that join nowadays are sent to Iraq right away. True story? Not sure about the sailors.
There's nowhere I can't reach.
"We Stole the Eagle from the Air Force, the Anchor from the Navy, and the Rope from the Army. On the seventh day, while God rested, we over-ran his perimeter and stole the globe, and we've been running the show ever since. We live like soldiers, talk like sailors, and slap the hell out of both of them. WARRIORS BY DAY, LOVERS BY NIGHT, PROFESSIONALS BY CHOICE, AND MARINES BY THE GRACE OF GOD."
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Member 2127 Level 3.93 Mar 2006
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I've always wanted to ask this question
 :Is the training really that intense with the people yelling at you like in the movies? Seems like every time they have something about the army/navy they show the oh-so original people screaming at the trainees  This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. |
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Population Control Facilitator
Member 2269 Level 1.21 Mar 2006
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Heres an easy one to answer, Navy bootcamp is bullshit. All we did was sit around and eat, of course, we would PT, but most of the time, we were just waiting for something to happen. I think I spent more time sleeping during the day, than at night.
I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body? |
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