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| View Poll Results: Which type of peanut butter is better? | |||
| Crunchy |
  
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36 | 33.96% |
| Smooth |
  
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33 | 31.13% |
| A cat is fine too |
  
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37 | 34.91% |
| Voters: 106. You may not vote on this poll | |||
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  Member 1512 Level 62.24 Mar 2006 
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GAMINGFORCE INTELLIGENCE TEST
Since the dawn of time, man has struggled to learn the secrets of the intellect, the intangible something that makes one man mentally stronger than another. For millenia, the true essence of what we call "brilliance" has eluded us. NO MORE. In one bold motion, I have devised a new and flawless intelligence test. There will be no more of the vague and meaningless "IQ Score". No, this test is a simple binary construction: you will be judged as either intelligent or not intelligent.
Gentlemen, here are your pencils. You may begin. Jam it back in, in the dark.  |
Member 235 Level 46.36 Mar 2006
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Unopposed, I win!
There's nowhere I can't reach.   |
Member 695 Level 43.57 Mar 2006
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A Rival Appears!
Smooth beats Crunchy since it's more pleasing aesthetically and doesn't require effort and a voluntary reflex to dirty your teeth with crunching. Most amazing jew boots |
Member 15 Level 45.57 Feb 2006
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Smooth? Might as well just put it in a glass and DRINK IT then. SMOOTH?! Peanuts are not smooth, they trip over while dancing! You can't take that away from them!
Spoiler:
I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body? |
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Holy Chocobo
Member 635 Level 32.46 Mar 2006
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Smooth is the way to go. If I wanted peanuts, I'd get peanuts. Is butter crunchy? No. Why should peanut butter be crunchy?
I was speaking idiomatically. |
Member 15 Level 45.57 Feb 2006
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If you didn't want peanuts you should have stuck to plain butter then! Or water! Water on the toast! Yum yum!
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Holy Chocobo
Member 635 Level 32.46 Mar 2006
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FELIPE NO |
Member 235 Level 46.36 Mar 2006
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Agreed; smooth is for girly-men.
What, you don't want my bikini-clad body? |
Member 163 Level 40.01 Mar 2006
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Smooth for the win...I just don't like the crunchy stuff as much as smooth. Like it's been said above, you don't have to chew the smooth.
Jam it back in, in the dark. |
Member 11146 Level 26.65 Aug 2006
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How ya doing, buddy? |
Member 235 Level 46.36 Mar 2006
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What do you mean you don't have to chew the smooth? If it's in a sandwich anyway I really hope you're not swallowing the entire thing whole. That's bad for you, y'know.
This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. |
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Good Chocobo
Member 8812 Level 17.17 Jun 2006
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Smooth by FAR
That crunchy texture stuff doesn't belong between two walls of MUSH I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body? |
Member 235 Level 46.36 Mar 2006
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Sounds like someone should make an appointment with the dentist.
I was speaking idiomatically. |
Member 71 Level 19.91 Mar 2006
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Crunchy was invented when some lazy fuck decided it was okay to half-ass REAL peanutbutter
What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?  |
Member 34 Level 23.53 Mar 2006
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It's not really peanut butter unless there's some crunch to it. If it's plain old smooth, it's just peanut spread. Or maybe Hydrogenated peanut paste. Definately not true peanut butter, though.
FELIPE NO |
Member 695 Level 43.57 Mar 2006
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Numbers don't lie. Smooth outsmooths crunchy.
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Member 1931 Level 23.32 Mar 2006
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Smooth, all the way.
Jam it back in, in the dark. |
Member 13045 Level 11.78 Sep 2006
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I chose crunchy, but only because I rarely have it, so it's more like a treat of sorts. *makes no sense*
Normally I'm not picky about peanut butter. Peanut butter is gooooood... There's nowhere I can't reach.  |
Member 165 Level 22.05 Mar 2006
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Where's the "neither" option?
I don't like peanut butter at all D: Am I an idiot now? ;_; Most amazing jew boots |
Member 15 Level 45.57 Feb 2006
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Merely dead. On the inside! Alive on the outside! It's like a reverse microwave dinner that needs more time!
I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body? |
 Member 104 Level 55.36 Mar 2006
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I was speaking idiomatically.  #654: Braixen |
Member 15 Level 45.57 Feb 2006
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Oh yeah well.. well SMOOTH was invented by.. some really ugly, fat old man! Who sat on the peanuts! Yeah! Then he farted on them eeeeeww!
Tee hee! What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now? |
Member 1931 Level 23.32 Mar 2006
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:lolsign: I was actually trying to come up with how the crunchy peanut butter was invented, but I'm not so funny. Most amazing jew boots |
Member 1512 Level 62.24 Mar 2006
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WHY DID WHO COMPROMISE THE TEST INTEGRITY
PENCILS DOWN YOU ARE ALL CHEATERS What, you don't want my bikini-clad body? |
Member 11146 Level 26.65 Aug 2006
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I didn't know peanut butter came in cat flavor!
Now my choice has been compromised... Jam it back in, in the dark. |
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