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Carob Nut |
Do you guys think this will growing method will work?
I'm 21 and I still want to gain some inches on my height so I was wondering if these would work?
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Doubtful. Just do what every other short guy does - develop a Napoleonic Complex and start overcompensating for perceived shortcomings!
There's nowhere I can't reach. |
I personally wouldn't trust it. You don't see many high-profile persons gaining height, and if there's any field that would benefit from height increases, there are certainly some within the well-seen echelon of celebrity. You can always give it a shot, but I'd focus more on coming to terms with what height you've got.
This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. |
Nah. It's gotta be some kind of gimmick, or hardly anything noticeable like lengthening the spine by stretching it 3 minutes a day. At most that would add an extra half an inch? Not worth the effort.
I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body? |
Sorry to say but you're pretty much done growing. I don't even know why anyone would consider to order some book off the net about the SEKRITZ TO GROW. It's not a fucking Nintendo Power.
I have seen on one of those reality medical shows that doctors can make you taller. All they have to do is split your shins, put screws in your legs and twist them so they keep splitting the two halves apart. The space in between eventually fills in. So... have fun, midget! I was speaking idiomatically. |
Well, whether or not you've finished growing is also questionable. I knew a guy who had a growth spurt at 25 - just like his older brother had, and like their father had before them. Apparently the late growth spurt is hereditary.
What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now? |
Unless you're around four feet, I don't know why you care. Maybe I'm speaking from someone with an average height, but all the short guys I know tend to get laid as much as the taller ones.
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This sounds like snake-oil to me, so I wouldn't trust it. If there were real legitimate ways of increasing height, everyone who's short would be doing it, and we'd have no short people at all.
I'm not too tall myself, only 5' 3" or about 165 cm(?), but I don't care anymore about it. And when I was in the Army, I used to joke that being short had its advantages too; I'd be less likely to get shot lol. Anyway, don't worry about your height that much, it doesn't make that much of a difference overall. Just think of all the "how's the weather up there" jokes you can do on all those people, and you can make taller people reach for stuff for you hehe. Most amazing jew boots |
Carob Nut |
hmmm...
what about this website that offers exercises? http://www.giantscientific.com/heigh...cise_main.html Jam it back in, in the dark. |
Again, differences would likely be negligible at best. In the end it's your money and your time, but I personally wouldn't do it. (then again, I'm happy with my height)
There's nowhere I can't reach. |
How tall are you now, Musashi?
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Carob Nut |
I"m 5'3
I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body? |
Dude, just go for a swim daily. When your leg muscle in general develope further, you'll naturally be able to support more body weight and therefore, your bones will grow/height will increase, even by a little. Exercise regularly will do you good anyhow. (The technical issues might not be THAT accurate, but swimming/exercise/any other sports really helps)
You don't need to follow some dumb plan offered or join something for this. I was speaking idiomatically. |
Ha ha, did anyone get these awesome related links courtesy of Google at the foot of the page? Maybe you should look in to these Musashi?
What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?
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Musashi, both my father and my brother kept growing taller until they were 24 or 25, so you still may grow a little more, but really all you have to do is look at your family members and you'll be able to figure out whether or not you're going to be tall. How tall are you parents?
I do agree that 5'3" is a sucky height for a guy, though. If I were you, I'd eat as healthily (is that a word?) as I could, take vitamins and get plenty of exercise. That's probably your best bet. How ya doing, buddy? |
Have to agree with Jamma. Looks a little unbelievable to me. Any height gained would probably be unnoticeable. Not worth the time AND effort. Unless you're really willing to go through the pain of bone-extension operations...don't...bother. At least in my opinion..heh.
What, you don't want my bikini-clad body? |
On the off chance that you do try one of those methods and it works, lemme know. ^^ Then again, I'm content with my height. <3
How ya doing, buddy? |
There is *skin lotion* they advertise that can make you grow? Holy Christmas... '~'
There's nowhere I can't reach.
Hey, maybe you should try that thing Chie was talking about.
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