BOWIE VS SHATNER: SHATNOCALYPSE (FINAL)

Originally Posted by Denicalis

Too bad this isn't the "Who Had a Greater Effect on Music Showdown (WHaGEoM) - 2008."

No, it's the Super Audio Universal Showdown. If Shatner could do anything musical without raping my ears, maybe he'd have a shot at the title.

I swear, some of you wouldn't get your ears raped so often if you'd just open them without being forced

oh, my poor ears

my fragile white virgin ears

I am saddened that 82 people cared enough to choose between two really bad pieces of background music from computer games and yet not even half that number have passed judgement on the SHATNOCALYPSE.

WHAT IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE THESE DAYS?

Well, you have to understand that those people are very delicate

And that both these tracks contain actual human voices and something which I understand is called "dissonance" which is to say there is something in there other than a simple looping melody



The voting is still a little stronger than it was last year, at least. BSC has tradition going for it.

I think Bowie currently has more votes than the combined total of both finals tracks from last year. This is an improvement.

What's an even bigger improvement is that Shatner has even more than that.

Originally Posted by Diss

What's an even bigger improvement is that Shatner has even more than that.

No, it's just sad...but not at all surprising.

Not that anyone could reasonably expect people to vote reasonably when there are crazy pictures of William Shatner to be posted.

Ah, this is Gamingforce.

Pardon me while I go listen to the NFL on FOX theme on repeat for its musical prowess.

Best part about this entire thing is all the whining about Shatner winning from various parties. Keep it coming boys.

Makes me almost want to like SAUS. Almost.

It should also be noted the 23 of you that voted Bowie have sided with orion. This effectively makes you the worst people on the planet.

Originally Posted by Tails

It should also be noted the 23 of you that voted Bowie have sided with orion. This effectively makes you the worst people on the planet.

Odds are orion has to pick a good song eventually. It's unfortunate for the rest of us, but it's unavoidable.

Also, there are 24 of us now. Talking in front of music and calling it a song? I can't get behind that.

Originally Posted by Tritoch

Also, there are 24 of us now. Talking in front of music and calling it a song? I can't get behind that.

Ok, I need you to sit down here for a second. It's time for math lessons with Tails.

You see, when I say "23 of you that voted Bowie have sided with orion" you can break this statement down into "23 + 1", the total of which is 24.

You say "there are 24 of us now" which translates into 24 of you who stand alongside orion (24 + 1 = 25), but when we examine the polls for a second:



Nope. Still 23 of you plus orion.

Bad maths? I can't get behind that.

You mean the mods haven't fixed it yet so Orion's vote doesn't count? I can't get behind that.

Oh, kids

If it were Rebel, Rebel

or Space Oddity

or Suffragette City

or Young Americans

but it's not, so what did you expect

Originally Posted by Tails

Best part about this entire thing is all the whining about Shatner winning from various parties. Keep it coming boys.

Funny how I voted in all of like two polls in this whole SAUS. Post once in the last thread, and Tails is all over me like a furry orgy. Oh wait, this is Gamingforce.

Originally Posted by Pangalin

Oh, kids

If it were Rebel, Rebel

or Space Oddity

or Suffragette City

or Young Americans

but it's not, so what did you expect

I agree, not Bowie's best song. But hey! At least it wasn't something completely stupid like Shatner versus the theme song from Walker, Texas Ranger or a dance mix of Xena going "YIYIYIYIYIYI!" Let's not be too internets-cliché, guys!

at least some (more) of you got to discover the awesomeness that is justice

Originally Posted by Guru

Funny how I voted in all of like two polls in this whole SAUS. Post once in the last thread, and Tails is all over me like a furry orgy. Oh wait, this is Gamingforce.

Um. You realise that Tails said you were whining about Shatner winning, and your defense was "Yeah, but I only whined once."

That's, uh... that's still whining Guru.

Originally Posted by Guru

Let's not be too internets-cliché, guys!

Here's Guru, telling people not to be cliche





I have nothing to add

Originally Posted by Denicalis

Um. You realise that Tails said you were whining about Shatner winning, and your defense was "Yeah, but I only whined once."

That's, uh... that's still whining Guru.

I don't know. I didn't see a whole lot of whining in the thread, at least before my post. Then I post, and Tails came out of the woodwork, as per usual. And suddenly everyone is making a big deal.

Ok, you guys can get over me by now. All this attention is making me flustered.

Additional Spam:

Originally Posted by Pangalin

Here's Guru, telling people not to be cliche

I know, it's like GFF members telling other people not to be giant douchebags, right? HRRRR!

Originally Posted by Guru

I don't know. I didn't see a whole lot of whining in the thread, at least before my post. Then I post, and Tails came out of the woodwork, as per usual. And suddenly everyone is making a big deal.

Ok, you guys can get over me by now. All this attention is making me flustered.

Except posting to say you don't care is-

You know what? Fuck it. If you can't grasp how much you're doing it I don't care.

P.S.

More than one person whining makes Tails' comment make sense. Please stop trying to prove his point and then acting like you've proved yours.

Votin' against Kirk. Based on BSC results, this would mean ol' Pangalin preferred Shatner.

Edit: Aw hell Bowie's losing?