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BOWIE VS SHATNER: SHATNOCALYPSE (FINAL)
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Old Jul 24, 2008, 06:37 PM #1 (permalink) of 55
BOWIE VS SHATNER: SHATNOCALYPSE (FINAL)



David Bowie

Life On Mars



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William Shatner

I Can't Get Behind That



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Old Jul 24, 2008, 07:32 PM Local time: Jul 24, 2008, 07:32 PM #2 (permalink) of 55
Will it end in fire or ice?

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Old Jul 24, 2008, 08:06 PM Local time: Jul 25, 2008, 11:06 AM 2 #3 (permalink) of 55
I refuse to vote based on hairstyle.
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Old Jul 24, 2008, 08:08 PM Local time: Jul 24, 2008, 06:08 PM #4 (permalink) of 55
Sorry, but I can't let L-block win this one.
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Old Jul 24, 2008, 08:20 PM Local time: Jul 24, 2008, 06:20 PM #5 (permalink) of 55
VENGEANCE IS MINE, SHATNER!
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Old Jul 24, 2008, 08:24 PM Local time: Jul 24, 2008, 07:24 PM #6 (permalink) of 55
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Old Jul 24, 2008, 09:06 PM #7 (permalink) of 55
Shatner couldn't defeat Malcolm McDowell without Patrick Stewart's help (and sacrificing his own life). Bowie is clearly a more badass Brit than McDowell, ergo, Shatner has no hope of victory here.
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Old Jul 24, 2008, 09:17 PM Local time: Jul 25, 2008, 05:17 AM #8 (permalink) of 55
I vote for Henry Rollins? Yeah. This was a good SAUS, even though practically everything great got dropped out in the first round.

Over and out.

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Old Jul 24, 2008, 09:33 PM Local time: Jul 24, 2008, 08:33 PM 1 #9 (permalink) of 55
You

KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN't possibly vote for anyone but Shatner on this one.

I can't get behind that.


And though we are not now that strength which in old days
Moved earth and heaven, that which we are, we are---
One equal temper of heroic hearts,
Made weak by time and fate, but strong in will
To strive, to seek, to find, and not to yield.
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Old Jul 25, 2008, 12:26 AM #10 (permalink) of 55
The Bowie fans are cruising for a vicious SHAT ATTACK!
I don't like to win but then again I hate to lose
And in between is something I can't stand
I don't care what you think and I hope that you approve
I am just an ordinary man
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Old Jul 25, 2008, 02:16 AM #11 (permalink) of 55
Basically, Shatner and Bowie are the same person. Each possesses an equal amount of the following:
  • Hair Awesomeness
  • Layers of Makeup
  • Inexplicable Power Over the Opposite Sex
  • Weirdo Fan Bases

Clearly, the only way to decide this showdown is by a Battle of the Sidekicks!

Shatner has:
Spoiler:


Bowie has:
Spoiler:


You could argue for Spock's longevity as a character, but let's be honest, Spock was a fucking killjoy in every situation.

Whereas Bowie worked alongside Muppets. Shatner was never that cool.
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Old Jul 25, 2008, 02:21 AM #12 (permalink) of 55
A case could be made for Bones being the equal of any muppet. Plus Spock and Bones version of Who's on First is something that could destroy the universe.
I don't like to win but then again I hate to lose
And in between is something I can't stand
I don't care what you think and I hope that you approve
I am just an ordinary man

Last edited by CetteHamsterLa : Jul 25, 2008 at 02:31 AM.
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Old Jul 25, 2008, 02:30 AM #13 (permalink) of 55
No, I'm afraid that only Scotty is the equivalent of a Muppet.

Bones was more like ... one of those angry, bumbling villains from Scooby Doo, the kind who would've gotten away with it had it not been ... you know.
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Old Jul 25, 2008, 02:33 AM #14 (permalink) of 55
No, I'm afraid that only Scotty is the equivalent of a Muppet.

Bones was more like ... one of those angry, bumbling villains from Scooby Doo, the kind who would've gotten away with it had it not been ... you know.
He'd fit right in the upper box with Waldorf and Statler. Plus Chekov is at least as much of a muppet as Scotty.
I don't like to win but then again I hate to lose
And in between is something I can't stand
I don't care what you think and I hope that you approve
I am just an ordinary man
We have unfinished between us, G’Kar. Let us make an end of it quickly.


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Old Jul 25, 2008, 02:37 AM Local time: Jul 25, 2008, 01:37 AM #15 (permalink) of 55
Basically, Shatner and Bowie are the same person. Each possesses an equal amount of the following:
  • Hair Awesomeness
  • Layers of Makeup
  • Inexplicable Power Over the Opposite Sex
  • Weirdo Fan Bases
Clearly, the only way to decide this showdown is by a Battle of the Sidekicks!

Shatner has:
Spoiler:


Bowie has:
Spoiler:


You could argue for Spock's longevity as a character, but let's be honest, Spock was a fucking killjoy in every situation.

Whereas Bowie worked alongside Muppets. Shatner was never that cool.


O RLY CRASH?

http://muppet.wikia.com/wiki/William_Shatner

Here. Educate yourself.

Unless you're worried

THAT'S TOO MUCH KNOWLEDGE!


And though we are not now that strength which in old days
Moved earth and heaven, that which we are, we are---
One equal temper of heroic hearts,
Made weak by time and fate, but strong in will
To strive, to seek, to find, and not to yield.

Last edited by Denicalis : Jul 25, 2008 at 02:40 AM.
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Old Jul 25, 2008, 02:44 AM #16 (permalink) of 55
Wow, no shit?

Now I must find another ludicrous and completely arbitrary criteria.

Thanks a fucking load, Deni.

(Though technically, I said Muppets. Miss Piggy is merely one Muppet and does not satisfy the criteria by her lonesome, though I digress. I will find another inane argument.)
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Old Jul 25, 2008, 02:45 AM Local time: Jul 25, 2008, 01:45 AM #17 (permalink) of 55
Wow, no shit?

Now I must find another ludicrous and completely arbitrary criteria.

Thanks a fucking load, Deni.
Protip: Choose based on which one of them isn't responsible for TekWar.


And though we are not now that strength which in old days
Moved earth and heaven, that which we are, we are---
One equal temper of heroic hearts,
Made weak by time and fate, but strong in will
To strive, to seek, to find, and not to yield.
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Old Jul 25, 2008, 03:06 AM #18 (permalink) of 55
I just adore those darling PriceLine commercials.

Mr. William Shatner, it is!
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