The Truth Hurts, Colonel Skills!

Everyone knows how this works by now. Ask all your questions by Saturday, March 22, and ten questions max per person.

Hey Skillz.

1) What game due for release this year are you most looking forward to?

2) Has your opinion of any of the other staff members here changed since you got Hut access?

3) Who out of me and Omagnus has the hardest accent to understand? I find I have to speak really slowly when I'm online with Kaze and Kyndig or they can't understand me.

4) If you could be a member of any band, which would you choose?

5) What was the last book you read and was it any good?

6) Who would win in a fight between every captain of the Enterprise?

That'll do for now.

1) Who would win, O'Neill or Kirk?

2) Aside from FFXI, what's the biggest gaming purchase you regret?

3) Which gaming purchase of yours holds the most sentimental value?

4) If you could destroy one corner of the Internet, which would it be and why? (Stock question!)

5) If you had to choose between losing your teeth and being unable to eat food, or losing your dick and being unable to have sex, which would you choose?

6)

1. What the fuck?

1.) Why are you so awesome?

2.) When you die, I want your Ace Combat shit. This is a question.

3.) Should I get the ROT tattoo or not?

4.) More questions pending?

1. Seriously, why do you hate me so much?

2. Will you ever unban me from #gfchat?

3. So this whole Ace Combat obsession. When did it start?

4. What do you do for work?

5. How well do you know the city of Winnipeg? Do you know where Tu-Pelo St. is?

6. Where abouts in the rural manitoba area did you live while attending Highschool?

7. I think I asked this last year, but I forget. What are you taking in University again?

1. Sup?
2. When you gonna get down and brawl on brawl?
3. Who's one member here you wish would return,
4. ...and one member you wish would leave?
5. How'd you find GFF originally?
6. If you could go anywhere for a week on vacation, where would you go?

Originally Posted by Shin

Hey Skillz.

1) What game due for release this year are you most looking forward to?

2) Has your opinion of any of the other staff members here changed since you got Hut access?

3) Who out of me and Omagnus has the hardest accent to understand? I find I have to speak really slowly when I'm online with Kaze and Kyndig or they can't understand me.

4) If you could be a member of any band, which would you choose?

5) What was the last book you read and was it any good?

6) Who would win in a fight between every captain of the Enterprise?

That'll do for now.

1) Right now? Hmm, I'm not sure. Probably Wipeout HD, actually. Or one of a few other racers like GT5p or a shmup like Raiden Fighters Aces, if that actually ends up dropping sometime soon.

2) Actually, pretty much stayed the same across the board. The people I like, I still like, and the people I don't, I still don't. I was expecting drunken parties and porn sharing threads in there, though. You guys disappoint me.

3) Kyndig sounds like a woman, so he shouldn't be saying SHIT to anyone about their voice. Now, I've played less with you than with Omagnus, but I've never had a "what the fuck did you just say" moment with you like I have with Lord Sucks A Dick. Again, this could be just because of the relative amounts of time I've spent conversing with the both of you. (But Omagnus is mentally handicapped and can't speak normally even for an English person, so.)

4) I dunno if I can answer this, really. I have the musical playing ability of a rock, so whatever band I joined would go to shit super fast. That said, if I was awesome? S.S.T.BAND. Because AFTERBURNER. :cop out answer so bad:

5) Novel? Been too long, though. I read mostly textbooks these days. But the last one was some silly Battletech novel. The Jade Falcon Trilogy, actually. Not bad if you're a faggot for that shit like I am.

6) Including Rachel Garret? I'll assume you don't mean to include her or John Harriman, actually. But Picard, no doubt. Archer would puss out, Kirk would yell Khaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan, but Picard's forehead is so shiny he could reflect phaser blasts at whoever shot them. It would be destruction.

Originally Posted by Mo0

1) Who would win, O'Neill or Kirk?

2) Aside from FFXI, what's the biggest gaming purchase you regret?

3) Which gaming purchase of yours holds the most sentimental value?

4) If you could destroy one corner of the Internet, which would it be and why? (Stock question!)

5) If you had to choose between losing your teeth and being unable to eat food, or losing your dick and being unable to have sex, which would you choose?

6) PICTAR

1) Jack, only because he's apparently invincible to deadly energy blasts. It may drop other members of other SG teams, but if Jaffa staff weapons can't kill him, then neither will a phaser.

2) Another Square game, incidentally. I paid full price for Unlimited SaGa, and I can't find a god damn thing outside of the soundtrack that redeems that thing. I usually can find at least one good point, but damn.

3) Signed Lunar 2. Loved the game growing up, to get a signature on it from Vic was awesome, even if he's a hilariously terrible eBay seller.

4) Everyone who takes games too seriously instead of just having fun with them. So, uh, NeoGAF.

5) Dick, no question. Food is too damn tasty to give up. Fastest question to answer EVER.

6)

Originally Posted by Zephwife

1. What the fuck?

1) Yeah, that's what I said too when I heard Zeph got married. You're insane, woman.

Originally Posted by Hito

1.) Why are you so awesome?

2.) When you die, I want your Ace Combat shit. This is a question.

3.) Should I get the ROT tattoo or not?

4.) More questions pending?

1) Divine providence. I was born with it to counteract the negative awesome forces of Smelnick and Rat, remember? The universe has a way of balancing itself out, and I guess I'm the ballast for this province, apparently.

2) Sure, Tails already has everything I got anyway, so it's yours.

3) Totally. If I wasn't such a pussy I'd get a GELB one.

4) Why not? I won't even count this one against the total.

Originally Posted by Smelnick

1. Seriously, why do you hate me so much?

2. Will you ever unban me from #gfchat?

3. So this whole Ace Combat obsession. When did it start?

4. What do you do for work?

5. How well do you know the city of Winnipeg? Do you know where Tu-Pelo St. is?

6. Where abouts in the rural manitoba area did you live while attending Highschool?

7. I think I asked this last year, but I forget. What are you taking in University again?

1) You are painfully unfunny and contribute more "Oh god, shut up" responses to threads than even "hur hur"s. Sometimes you make me want to smash my head into my desk. It's that bad.

2) No.

3) FOX 2. FOX 2. Started years ago, can't remember when, honestly.

4) Unload trucks. Horray for manual labour. Shifts work well with school, which is pretty much the only reason I'm doing it. School during the week, work on the weekends and occasional evening.

5) Depends on the section. I know East, South, and West Winnipeg pretty well. I actually DO know Tu-pelo, actually. My sister used to live on that street, it wasn't far from a buddy's old place, and it was where I met a guy I bought a used copy of the Resident Wiivil 4 from.

6) Oakbank proper.

7) You did ask it last year. I'm still in the Comp Sci program, but I'm going to switch to the MIS one when I get into the school of business. I don't feel like moving too far from Manitoba in the future, and there are no real Comp Sci jobs here.

Originally Posted by Dark Nation

1. Sup?
2. When you gonna get down and brawl on brawl?
3. Who's one member here you wish would return,
4. ...and one member you wish would leave?
5. How'd you find GFF originally?
6. If you could go anywhere for a week on vacation, where would you go?

1) Not much, gonna get a hair cut as soon as I'm done with this post, currently time grinding for the last CD I need in Brawl by leaving it on with controllers plugged in, and then I gotta study and make a delicious dinner. Probably will be soup. I'm good at making cheddar broccoli soup, and I need to make a bunch more of it for yummies.

2) I'm down, I need your friend code. PM me it? Thread is a mess and I keep forgetting to check the wiki.

3) Animaga. Still talk to the guy. Awesome dude. He's no longer around here though.

4) http://www.gamingforce.org/forums/tr...tml#post585129

5) Xenogears MP3s hosted on i-drive. Those were the days, ahahahahha. Joined forums. Got yelled at by lurker, got scared for a few months, came back later, stayed. Made quick friends with Zeph, Skate, Linear Helix, and a few others, rest is history.

6) Define anywhere. Real place? I'd like to go back to Belgium. Holy mother of fuck, the cheese man. THE CHEESE. Jesus fucking christ. I was last there in...holy motherfuck. 2000. 7 and a half years ago I guess. I still remember the food from that trip, holy SHIT.

Fake place? Belka.

1. Blue alerted you via txt message that she took Render dick. Please tell me the grossest thing you've ever had to picture in your head.

2. You and I get along great. But say we didn't. Say we were enemies. Which super hero vs super villain tandem would we be?

3. What's the game you most refuse to forgive me for not playing?

4. What's the last thing Rat said that made you want to slap him?

5. Single greatest moment of GFF in terms of jocularity. Go.

6. Robert Stack. Is there anything more badass?

1) That mental image replaces cutting off my own dick, boiling it in a vat of Miles's diarehia, taking the resulting mixture, blending it to puree, and drinking it out of Mo0's ass, actually.

2) You would be the Gul Madred to my Picard. To matter how much you tortured me with your bullshit, I wouldn't crack. There are only four lights, Deni.

3) There are too many to count. By all accounts and purposes, I should LOATH you for your constant talk about how awesome your taste in games are when you don't play enough of them, but I <3 you anyway.

4) I don't know, what was the last thing he said?

5) Impossibly difficult question. It's hard to put some things above others. Blue's relationship is hilarious. Dope's ALERT THE INTERNET was hilarious. All the common stuff you know, so I'm not gonna answer the question correctly. Instead, I'll instead give an example of something I enjoyed that no one recalls. One of my favorites that no one remembers was a thread that me and Skate and Animaga participated in in, like, 2001 or something. It was basically a bunch of puns on asses and penises, and it went on for about three pages. It was solid fucking gold, really. One of my favorites was someone was a good member because they made a "vas defrens to the board". Haha, classic.

6) I'm thinking of getting my name officially changed to that, actually.

7. Shall we begin again? How many lights do you see, Captain?

Heh, I posted on my wife's account. HEY! That's a good way to get more than 10 questions. Too bad I don't fucking care enough about anybody to play 20 questions with them.

1. How long is your dick? And you're NOT getting away with a general figure. Go get a ruler and give me the length down to the fucking millimeter.

2. What's the best thing I've ever done for you?

3. What's the most embarassing thing you've masturbated to?

4. Who is your daddy and what does he do?

Meh...I'll think of some more later.

Originally Posted by Denicalis

7. Shall we begin again? How many lights do you see, Captain?

Additional Spam:

Originally Posted by Zephyrin

Heh, I posted on my wife's account. HEY! That's a good way to get more than 10 questions. Too bad I don't fucking care enough about anybody to play 20 questions with them.

1. How long is your dick? And you're NOT getting away with a general figure. Go get a ruler and give me the length down to the fucking millimeter.

2. What's the best thing I've ever done for you?

3. What's the most embarassing thing you've masturbated to?

4. Who is your daddy and what does he do?

Meh...I'll think of some more later.

1) 18.2 cm. I can't believe I actually jacked it about a bit and then put a ruler to it for this question. Leave forever.

2) Amused me to no end with the story about that Mazda truck. Still the best shit of all time, y'know.

3) I have a lot of vanilla porn, but I think the strangest porn I ever basted it to featured vampires clamping it down on other people's genitals in order to turn them into the undead.

4) Darth Vader, he's a sith lord. (I ain't fallin' for that trap, son.)

5. What did you use to get hard to answer question 1?

1) Are you a virgin?

1. What's going on, buddy?

2. What's the best game you can name off the top of your head?

3. You're giving a girl the gristle, you know, really pounding that puss. You whip out your Zippo and ignite her buckwheat farm. What comes next?

4. In the thread designed for me, you asked me why you didn't know I was awesome until just recently. What, specifically, led you to believe I'm awesome and why?

5. Tails has air superiority, true or false?

6. How about that 24-4 level in N+?

7. What's the most disturbing thing you have ever seen? Can be seen in real life or the internet.

8. You got a favorite movie? If so, what?

9. Silenced P90s, yes or no?

10. What do you want to do with your life, career-wise?

Hey!

1. <3?
2. If you'd go gay for someone, WHO WOULD IT BE?
3. Describe your dream girlfriend.
4. Besides being inexperienced, what other flaws do you think you may have when it comes to being with a girl?
5. What is your dealbreaker when it comes to girls?
6. Best GFF member of all time?
7. Describe a very scary moment outside of things you cannot control (forces of nature, accidents).
8. Do you read/watch hentai?
9. If no, what do you think of a person that does, and if yes, do you advocate it?
10. Am I cool?

1. If you had to choose between deep-dicking blue or deep-dicking Mo0, who would it be?

2. Is there a reason that I'm not into Ace Combat besides "I'm a huge fag?"

3. Do you have any siblings, and if so, are ya'll close?

4. What kind of mouse do you use on your computer?

5. What are the chances of you ever coming to a NE meet?

6. Have you enjoyed your modship so far?

More later if I can think of them!