The Truth Hurts, Rasputin Forever!

Everyone knows how this works by now. Ask all your questions by Saturday, March 22, and ten questions max per person.

1) Why the hell didn't anyone ask you questions?

2) What characteristics did you inherit from your parents?

3) What catchphrase do you use most often?

4) What's the last food that your engorged?

5) What was the last regretted doing?

6) Who was the last person you made laugh?

7) Describe a profound moment in your childhood.

8) When was the last time you made an ass out of yourself?

9) What are some things you'd like to do before you do?

10) Describe your best friends.

NO MORE QUESTIONS

Rather than close the thread and make Rasputin track me down to reopen it, I'm going to leave the thread open ONLY FOR RASPUTIN TO ANSWER, after which I'll close it.

Don't mess with the crew.

Originally Posted by David Della Rocco

1) Why the hell didn't anyone ask you questions?

2) What characteristics did you inherit from your parents?

3) What catchphrase do you use most often?

4) What's the last food that your engorged?

5) What was the last regretted doing?

6) Who was the last person you made laugh?

7) Describe a profound moment in your childhood.

8) When was the last time you made an ass out of yourself?

9) What are some things you'd like to do before you do?

10) Describe your best friends.

1. It's a sad day for me.

2. My tight wallet and my ability to keep everything that comes my way with the exception of garbage, I learned that all by myself.

3. I know, right?

4. A chicken Shawarma and some delicious seasoned french fries.

5. Not spending more time with a lady friend I work with before she moved.

6. This lady I met on the Craigslist.

7. It was probably realizing my grandmother was dead.

8. This thread.

9. I would like to get my retirement benefits.

10. My best friends are three ridiculous early-twenties losers living in Southern California. Some of them love drugs, some of them love mmorpgs, and some of them are Armenian.

1. "I know, right?" Venture Bros?

I don't know where it came from. A girl told me it was from Mean Girls but I haven't seen that. I do say it all the damn time though, it works well in so many situations.