The Truth Hurts, AcerBandit!

1. I have been told to use my imagination as a weapon. You are now a subject. Is this appropriate to you?

In the new X-Men movie, Rogue is sent back in time to stop Magneto from doing ... I don't know, X-Men 3. Anyway, she comes across her double...

1.) If they touch, do her powers still work? If so, what happens?

2.) If they touch, is it in a sexy way?

3.) If its in a sexy way, which one gets naked first?

4.) If theres one naked, why aren't they both naked by now, you faggot?

5.) Write a theorem to Ms Anna Paquin about why she needs to sleep with me to save the Axis Of Time.

6.) Name some internet fads/jokes/memes that just aren't fucking funny.

7.) The charge was made by the Light Brigade of the British cavalry, consisting of the 4th and 13th Light Dragoons, 17th Lancers, and the 8th and 11th Hussars, under the command of Major General the Earl of Cardigan. Together with the Heavy Brigade comprising the 4th Royal Irish Dragoon Guards, the 5th Dragoon Guards, the 6th Inniskilling Dragoons and the Scots Greys, commanded by Major General James Yorke Scarlett, himself a past Commanding Officer of the 5th Dragoon Guards, these units were the main British cavalry force at the battle. Overall command of the cavalry resided with Lieutenant General the Earl of Lucan.

Lucan received an order from the army commander Lord Raglan stating that "Lord Raglan wishes the cavalry to advance rapidly to the front, follow the enemy, and try to prevent the enemy carrying away the guns. Horse artillery may accompany. French cavalry is on your left. Immediate." Raglan in fact wished the cavalry to prevent the Russians taking away the naval guns from the redoubts that they had captured on the reverse side of the Causeway Heights, the hill forming the left side of the valley (from the point of view of the cavalry). Raglan could see what was happening from his high vantage-point on the west of the valley, but Lucan and the cavalry were unaware of what was going on owing to the lie of the land where they were drawn up. The order was drafted by Brigadier Airey and was carried by Captain Louis Edward Nolan, who carried the further oral instruction that the cavalry was to attack immediately. When Lucan asked what guns were referred to, Nolan is said to have indicated, by a wide sweep of his arm, not the Causeway redoubts but the mass of Russian guns in a redoubt at the end of the valley, around a mile away. As he was to be killed during the charge his reason for this remains conjecture.

In response to the order, Lucan instructed Cardigan to lead 673 (some sources state 661) cavalry men straight into the valley between the Fedyukhin Heights and the Causeway Heights, famously dubbed the "Valley of Death" by the poet Tennyson. The opposing Russian forces were commanded by Pavel Liprandi and included approximately 20 battalions of infantry supported by over fifty artillery pieces. These forces were deployed on both sides and at the opposite end of the valley. Lucan himself was to follow with the Heavy Brigade.

The Light Brigade set off down the valley, with Cardigan out in front leading the charge. Almost at once Nolan was seen to rush across the front, passing in front of Cardigan. It may be that he had now realized the charge was aimed at the wrong target and was attempting to stop or turn the brigade, but he was killed by an artillery shell and the cavalry continued on its course. Despite a withering fire from three sides that decimated their force on the ride, the Light Brigade was able to engage the Russian forces at the end of the valley and force them back from the redoubt, but suffered heavy casualties and was soon forced to retire. Lucan failed to provide any support for Cardigan, and it was speculated that he was motivated by an enmity for his brother-in-law that had lasted some 30 years and had been intensified during the campaign up to that point. The troops of the Heavy Brigade entered the mouth of the valley but did not advance further: Lucan's subsequent explanation was that he saw no point in having a second brigade mown down and that he was best positioned where he was to render assistance to Light Brigade survivors returning from the charge. The French cavalry, the Chasseurs d'Afrique, were more effective in that they broke the Russian line on the Fedyukhin Heights and later provided cover for the remaining elements of the Light Brigade as they withdrew.

What do you usually get when you go out for chinese?

8.) May I please be excused to go to the bathroom?

Originally Posted by SuperSonic

8. How would you complete the following sentence?

THIS...IS...___________________

8. ELLIPSES ABUSE...

Originally Posted by Rotorblade

1. I have been told to use my imagination as a weapon. You are now a subject. Is this appropriate to you?

IMAGE OF OPTIC BLAST KIRBY OR SOME SHIT

Depends on the occasion. Optic blast isn't always appropriate but can be instead hilarious. Say you're at a wedding. Suddenly Cyclops takes off his shades or whatever. Wedding ruined. Hiiiiilarious. Appropriate? I dunno.

Originally Posted by LeHah

HAWT MUTANT

In the new X-Men movie, Rogue is sent back in time to stop Magneto from doing ... I don't know, X-Men 3. Anyway, she comes across her double...

1.) If they touch, do her powers still work? If so, what happens?

2.) If they touch, is it in a sexy way?

3.) If its in a sexy way, which one gets naked first?

4.) If theres one naked, why aren't they both naked by now, you faggot?

5.) Write a theorem to Ms Anna Paquin about why she needs to sleep with me to save the Axis Of Time.

6.) Name some internet fads/jokes/memes that just aren't fucking funny.

7.) The charge was made by the Light Brigade of the British cavalry, consisting of the 4th and 13th Light Dragoons, 17th Lancers, and the 8th and 11th Hussars, under the command of Major General the Earl of Cardigan. Together with the Heavy Brigade comprising the 4th Royal Irish Dragoon Guards, the 5th Dragoon Guards, the 6th Inniskilling Dragoons and the Scots Greys, commanded by Major General James Yorke Scarlett, himself a past Commanding Officer of the 5th Dragoon Guards, these units were the main British cavalry force at the battle. Overall command of the cavalry resided with Lieutenant General the Earl of Lucan.

Lucan received an order from the army commander Lord Raglan stating that "Lord Raglan wishes the cavalry to advance rapidly to the front, follow the enemy, and try to prevent the enemy carrying away the guns. Horse artillery may accompany. French cavalry is on your left. Immediate." Raglan in fact wished the cavalry to prevent the Russians taking away the naval guns from the redoubts that they had captured on the reverse side of the Causeway Heights, the hill forming the left side of the valley (from the point of view of the cavalry). Raglan could see what was happening from his high vantage-point on the west of the valley, but Lucan and the cavalry were unaware of what was going on owing to the lie of the land where they were drawn up. The order was drafted by Brigadier Airey and was carried by Captain Louis Edward Nolan, who carried the further oral instruction that the cavalry was to attack immediately. When Lucan asked what guns were referred to, Nolan is said to have indicated, by a wide sweep of his arm, not the Causeway redoubts but the mass of Russian guns in a redoubt at the end of the valley, around a mile away. As he was to be killed during the charge his reason for this remains conjecture.

In response to the order, Lucan instructed Cardigan to lead 673 (some sources state 661) cavalry men straight into the valley between the Fedyukhin Heights and the Causeway Heights, famously dubbed the "Valley of Death" by the poet Tennyson. The opposing Russian forces were commanded by Pavel Liprandi and included approximately 20 battalions of infantry supported by over fifty artillery pieces. These forces were deployed on both sides and at the opposite end of the valley. Lucan himself was to follow with the Heavy Brigade.

The Light Brigade set off down the valley, with Cardigan out in front leading the charge. Almost at once Nolan was seen to rush across the front, passing in front of Cardigan. It may be that he had now realized the charge was aimed at the wrong target and was attempting to stop or turn the brigade, but he was killed by an artillery shell and the cavalry continued on its course. Despite a withering fire from three sides that decimated their force on the ride, the Light Brigade was able to engage the Russian forces at the end of the valley and force them back from the redoubt, but suffered heavy casualties and was soon forced to retire. Lucan failed to provide any support for Cardigan, and it was speculated that he was motivated by an enmity for his brother-in-law that had lasted some 30 years and had been intensified during the campaign up to that point. The troops of the Heavy Brigade entered the mouth of the valley but did not advance further: Lucan's subsequent explanation was that he saw no point in having a second brigade mown down and that he was best positioned where he was to render assistance to Light Brigade survivors returning from the charge. The French cavalry, the Chasseurs d'Afrique, were more effective in that they broke the Russian line on the Fedyukhin Heights and later provided cover for the remaining elements of the Light Brigade as they withdrew.

What do you usually get when you go out for chinese?

8.) May I please be excused to go to the bathroom?

1. Well, if they didn't first cause some sort of wormhole in time or some shit because of meeting then I suppose they just cancel each other out in some sort of way. So let's just say their clothes catch on fire and disintegrate.

2. Fuck why not? Already naked. Sexy time!

3. INSTANT NAKED. SCIENCE CAN NOT SAY. But chronologically I suppose whoever is the younger one.

4. Oh ho! This is what you get when I read damn near all your questions before answering. Already naked. Take that!

5. Ms. Anna Paquin, your mission should you wish to save the Axis Of Time is to sleep with LeHah. Meet him in the most seedy location you can imagine. Remember should you not accept this mission life as we know it will cease to exist. This message will self-destruct in 20 seconds.

Yeah, that really wasn't a theorem. I hate making theorems.

6. I dunno. The unfunny ones tend to get forgotten or beaten into the ground to the point they aren't used anymore. I haven't seen that Internet Special Olympics kid in a while or the every time you masturbate god kills a kitten one either. I mean lolcats can be rather meh at times because it's way overdone but there are a few gems here and there that make it worthwhile to me. But I'm sure that shit isn't your kind of humor to begin with so whatever.

7. WALL OF TEXT. No, I order the pupu platter. Cuz it sounds like poo poo but is like a grabbag of awesome delicious.

8. Oh god yes. I hope you weren't holding it in until now. D=

1. Hey AcerBandit, Sup?
2. Is there a special chemical involved in making things bouncy?
3. How great is pixel art?
4. Am I funny? =P
5. What is your favourite emoticon?
6. Is it awesome that I have a Canadian Dictionary installed for my Firefox spellcheck? It stops me from doing the one true sin. Spelling words without the u. I almost spelled it favorite in the last questions. Next thing I know I'll start being even lazier and spelling it donut and flavor. And saying Zee instead of Zed!!! Anyhow, so yah, the canadian dictionary is awesome right?
7. There will be a diss on this post within 24 hours of me posting this. Divest has a hard on for dissing every post I make =P Do you think that he is cool for doing this?
8. What year did you join gamingforce?
9. If you had the chance to eat any number of Popsicles that you wanted, how many would you eat?
10. What number comes after eleventy billion?

Originally Posted by Detective Greenly

1. Hey AcerBandit, Sup?
2. Is there a special chemical involved in making things bouncy?
3. How great is pixel art?
4. Am I funny? =P
5. What is your favourite emoticon?
6. Is it awesome that I have a Canadian Dictionary installed for my Firefox spellcheck? It stops me from doing the one true sin. Spelling words without the u. I almost spelled it favorite in the last questions. Next thing I know I'll start being even lazier and spelling it donut and flavor. And saying Zee instead of Zed!!! Anyhow, so yah, the canadian dictionary is awesome right?
7. There will be a diss on this post within 24 hours of me posting this. Divest has a hard on for dissing every post I make =P Do you think that he is cool for doing this?
8. What year did you join gamingforce?
9. If you had the chance to eat any number of Popsicles that you wanted, how many would you eat?
10. What number comes after eleventy billion?

1. Not much. Just responding to some questions.

2. That's a better question to ask as I have no idea.

3. Pretty great. It can be pretty terrible when put in the wrong hands though.

4. Of course not. You're Smelnick. Nice try though.

5. Oh I have tons but I love going on my old standby that apparently got removed from GFF long ago.



It's amazing. I can't figure out why it got axed.

6. Colour and flavour and shit. Unnecessary vowels if you ask me. But English spelling is fucked up enough as is so whatever. And you're asking an American here, so yeah, fuck your Square Moose Dictionary. Enjoy it for your purposes though but don't claim it's right or anything. English is English is English is English.

7. Divest has spurts of being cool but most around here don't view him as such. I enjoy his moments and I really don't care if he disses you. He can do with his props/disses as he sees fit. Same as anybody.

8. I joined in 2002 before the great crash that took GFA down with it. It was sometime around July or August. I joined for the FTPs. Yup so sometime this summer will be six years. Good times.

9. I can only take so many sweets and treats of those kind at a time. I like to spread them out. So probably like 5 at max, man, and that's pushing it. It's not like flavored ice on a stick is one of my favorites anyway. Maybe on a hot day out in the sun though I'd be more inclined.

10. Uh depends but normally eleventy billion and one. Tolkien was a silly man.

9. If you were a Pirate, how would your theme song go (what would the lyrics be)?

Hey Acer.

1. You made a lot of nifty avatars and sigs throughout the years. What's your favorite so far?

2. If I do make the awards images again would you mind making them all bounce?

3. You look like a person that has seen more pixel art than I have. What is the greatest piece of pixel art you've ever seen?

4. Tell me how to defeat Chaotic's and Miles' Landmasters. And no, I will not resort to using a Landmaster.

5. Where are you getting all that ice cream?

Acer, you silly!

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3. Hardest (lolz) Kirby game ever? (Currently I think its... Canvas Curse but 64's Crystal Shards is kinda up there too. Then again Amazing Mirror pisses me off too.)

4. Worst Kirby game ever?

5.

6. Are you a student and/or working?

7. Since you're such a nice person, what's your biggest regret because of it?

8. You seem such a jovial character, are you like that outside of the internet?

9. Hentai, yay or nay?

Originally Posted by SuperSonic

9. If you were a Pirate, how would your theme song go (what would the lyrics be)?

There's this one pirate theme from Donkey Kong Country 2 that I really like but as that has no lyrics I'd definitely go with A Pirate I Was Meant To Be from The Curse of Monkey Island. If you haven't played the Monkey Island games then shame shame shame shame shame on you.

Originally Posted by Landmaster Hater

Hey Acer.

1. You made a lot of nifty avatars and sigs throughout the years. What's your favorite so far?

2. If I do make the awards images again would you mind making them all bounce?

3. You look like a person that has seen more pixel art than I have. What is the greatest piece of pixel art you've ever seen?

4. Tell me how to defeat Chaotic's and Miles' Landmasters. And no, I will not resort to using a Landmaster.

5. Where are you getting all that ice cream?

Hey Kairyu~

1. Tough question. I love them all for different reasons. Of course I've obviously put more work into some than others and those are probably my favorite ones. The screaming Ace Combat plane and happy pilot and bouncing Schnee mascot and its Xmas edition are probably my best. I enjoy it when people PM me telling that they had stared at them for 5 minutes or so with a grin on their face. That makes it all worth while. One of these days I really ought to make a page showing off all the sets I've had or made.

My favorite though is the set Styphon gave me. =)))))

Spoiler:

2. Well uh not that it's too terribly hard but there are certain requirements for it not to look like ass. And while bouncing is cool and all would you really want all of them to bounce or just one or two? Also, how would you want them to bounce? Would it be certain elements or the entire thing?

3. You really ought to ask lurker that question. I saw this series where this person creates pixel cities with all kinds of crazy shit going on in it kind of like a Where's Waldo picture but with pixels and super detailed and junk. I was impressed.

4. It's called bitch slap the silly bastards until they stop using fucking Star Fox characters. Might I suggest a PK Starstorm? It's very satisfying even if they manage to dodge it. At least it is for me. Lucas and Ness for the win. Oh Kirby shenanigans is always a thumbs up in my book. =)

5. Over at the local convenience stores.

Originally Posted by Meia

Acer, you silly!

1. SWEDISH FUCKING FISH

2. META KNIGHT GIF

3. Hardest (lolz) Kirby game ever? (Currently I think its... Canvas Curse but 64's Crystal Shards is kinda up there too. Then again Amazing Mirror pisses me off too.)

4. Worst Kirby game ever?

5. KIRBY COOKIES

6. Are you a student and/or working?

7. Since you're such a nice person, what's your biggest regret because of it?

8. You seem such a jovial character, are you like that outside of the internet?

9. Hentai, yay or nay?

1. OH MY GOD DON'T TEMPT ME. =Q~~~

2.

3. Try extra mode for the original Kirby's Dreamland sometime. That's pretty hard for Kirby.

4. There are no bad Kirby games. They are all awesome. Kirby is a fucking anomaly to the videogame industry with all his amazing titles. You could stick Kirby in anything and it would be better.

5.

6. Yes, both actually.

7. Oh that I'm nice to people in times when I shouldn't and should give them a piece of my mind. Yeah.

8. Yesh. I am a little shy at first but once I've warmed up to people I'm pretty much just like I am here. I'm a pretty happy person generally. =)))

9. Yay! <3 the stuff as it is often erotic and hilarious - a combination I enjoy!



Kind of like that but more naked people fucking moronically.

My turn...

1) Would you actually eat Kirby cookies?

2) I was taught that English was meant to be succinct. Do you believe this statement?

3) Did you have a thing for Jonny Quest?

4) If Anna Paquin doesn't help out LeHah, would you ask for her help?

5) Apples or Oranges?

6) We don't talk much, do we?

7) If you could meet one person in the world--who wouldn't it be and why?

8) Okay, you eat ice cream...what flavor?

9) I have in my hands one banana, chocolate ice cream, vanilla ice cream, some nuts, chocolate syrup, a bowl, some cherries, some whipped cream, and a spoon. What would MacGyver make with these things? Be specific.

10) I'm on my 3rd playthrough of Tales of the Abyss. Is that a little obsessive?

10) If you could become giant, shoot eye lasers, and breath fire, which city would you level in a godzilla-esque rampage?

9) In recent history, you have sometimes been the only person to comment in my chocojournal, why do you think that is?

8) Yes, I am counting backwards, do you have a problem with that?

7) When you try to remember stuff I've done on the forums does any specific event come to mind?

2) (...continued from question 8) What if I start randomly scrambling numbers?

5) Are you as dissappointed as I am that Samurai Pizza Cats still hasn't been released on DVD?

1) I've been seriously bored lately. Got any good suggestions for something to entertain myself with?

4) Which planet or moon in our solar system are you most looking forward to mankind colonizing?

6) You encounter a coconut crab. Fight, use item, run?

3) Do you listen to chiptunes?

DKC2 is a classic, but I've never touched the Monkey Island series.

10. If you could bang any video game character, who would it be (more than one if you wish)?

1. What's an Acerbandit? Someone who steals Acer computers?
2. What's the deal with you and bouncing?
3. What do you think of me?

Originally Posted by Leknaat

My turn...

1) Would you actually eat Kirby cookies?

2) I was taught that English was meant to be succinct. Do you believe this statement?

3) Did you have a thing for Jonny Quest?

4) If Anna Paquin doesn't help out LeHah, would you ask for her help?

5) Apples or Oranges?

6) We don't talk much, do we?

7) If you could meet one person in the world--who wouldn't it be and why?

8) Okay, you eat ice cream...what flavor?

9) I have in my hands one banana, chocolate ice cream, vanilla ice cream, some nuts, chocolate syrup, a bowl, some cherries, some whipped cream, and a spoon. What would MacGyver make with these things? Be specific.

10) I'm on my 3rd playthrough of Tales of the Abyss. Is that a little obsessive?

1. Hells yeah! I love cookies! =D

2. It's only meant to be that way when you're writing for a grade or professionally or editing papers or some crap. Otherwise make English as you wish and perhaps it will evolve to your standards. It's good for people to understand you though so please keep that in mind.

3. I loved watching that show and his new adventures. I enjoy adventure shows quite a bit. =)

4. If Anna Paquin doesn't help herself by helping LeHah then we're all fucked anyway. Oh ho~

5. Apples only because they're easier to eat, less messy, and have more to them. I do like oranges though and they do smell nice.

6. No, but I do see you around which is cool. I'm fine with talking though. =)

7. Uhhhh... a dead person because they are dead. We cannot meet.

8. I'll eat whatever! But I am partial to cookie dough, chocolate chip cookie, and oreo.

9. Well if he doesn't have to escape or disarm a bomb or something then he'd make a very delicious Sunday. If he was though then it would be a very delicious Monday which is an edible time machine to Monday.

10. I dunno I've played certain games multiple times before. Nothing terribly long like an RPG though. So nah. Maybe if you were on double digits or something you could call that obsessive.


Okay, I'm installing Vista SP1 right now and I don't want to be stopped short during answering any other questions so I'll get back to you all after that is done. =U

Additional Spam:

Originally Posted by AniMechanic

10) If you could become giant, shoot eye lasers, and breath fire, which city would you level in a godzilla-esque rampage?

9) In recent history, you have sometimes been the only person to comment in my chocojournal, why do you think that is?

8) Yes, I am counting backwards, do you have a problem with that?

7) When you try to remember stuff I've done on the forums does any specific event come to mind?

2) (...continued from question 8) What if I start randomly scrambling numbers?

5) Are you as dissappointed as I am that Samurai Pizza Cats still hasn't been released on DVD?

1) I've been seriously bored lately. Got any good suggestions for something to entertain myself with?

4) Which planet or moon in our solar system are you most looking forward to mankind colonizing?

6) You encounter a coconut crab. Fight, use item, run?

3) Do you listen to chiptunes?

10. I wouldn't. I'd end up being the anti-godzilla and more like some sort of buddah that people would come to visit and feed or pay homage to or something. That seems way more odd and to my liking.

9. Because you aren't active enough and people don't know who you are. Fix this. >=I

8. Nope. Mixing it up is cool by me. =)

2. Awesome sauce. =D