The Truth Hurts, RABicle!

At long last, the final batch of questionees. Ask all your questions by Thursday, April 3, and ten questions max per person.

1. How's life in Australia?

2. Did I guess your origin correctly?

3. Or am I grossly mistaken?

4. Have you ever run over a kangaroo?

5. What is your favourite brand of carbonated beverage?

6. What compelled you to choose the avatar that you currently have?

7. If you were to invent a new card game, what would you call it?

1. Given the opportunity, would you partake in fisting? You being the one with the fist, of course. Unless you'd want it the other way around. I don't judge.

Originally Posted by Capo

1. Given the opportunity, would you partake in fisting? You being the one with the fist, of course. Unless you'd want it the other way around. I don't judge.

What do you mean given the opportunity? EVERY DAY IS A CHANCE TO EARN FIST! As a member of the extreme community I strive to turn everyday activities, like having a cup of tea into a fistworthy activity. Also I try to judge people on their fistworthyness and I have been known to award people the Full Fist for fistworthy acts.

Originally Posted by Smelnick

1. How's life in Australia?

2. Did I guess your origin correctly?

3. Or am I grossly mistaken?

4. Have you ever run over a kangaroo?

5. What is your favourite brand of carbonated beverage?

6. What compelled you to choose the avatar that you currently have?

7. If you were to invent a new card game, what would you call it?

1. Well it's back to normal now that dickhead daylight savings is over. Some arseholes are trying to regresse our society and make the drinking age 21 but luckily these faggots aren't being listened to.

2. yes 3. no

4. Not while I'm driving, I have however been ina car that has hit or clipped a Kangaroo a few times. They're big heavy basards that can fuck up a car. Roo Bars are a must.

5. I reall try to avoid soft drinks actually, try to keep myself to flavoured milk and fruit juices. Otherwise I guess I lean towards Pepsico's offering ahead of Coke. 7up is good.

6. Ada Wong <3
Yeah Resident Evil 4, which I still ahvent completed is more like the Ada Wong show. I should complete it jsut to unlock Assignment Ada and live my dreams.

The other fisting.

Nah that shit sounds pretty lame especially compared to normal sex. Mutual masturbation has always seemed like a giant waste of time in my experience and that sounds like it could even be worse.

1. What is your main goal you want to accomplish this year?
2. What is your main goal you want to accomplish in the next ten years?
3. What is your drink of choice?
4. What is the most interesting thing someone has said to you in the last year?
5. Describe your dream girl?
6. Describe your dream home?
7. What would be your favourite quote of all-time?
8. How often would you say you get angry?
9. What's your favourite colour?
10. Who is the person you would most like to have a conversation with, dead or alive?

Originally Posted by NovaX

1. What is your main goal you want to accomplish this year?
2. What is your main goal you want to accomplish in the next ten years?
3. What is your drink of choice?
4. What is the most interesting thing someone has said to you in the last year?
5. Describe your dream girl?
6. Describe your dream home?
7. What would be your favourite quote of all-time?
8. How often would you say you get angry?
9. What's your favourite colour?
10. Who is the person you would most like to have a conversation with, dead or alive?

1. I don't know why, but I want to average a distinction across all units at uni this year, and not fail any. So far I'm one assesment down, and got a distinction for it, but another wasdue, uh, two days ago and hopefully I'll hand it in tomorrow.

2. I want to teach in Africa. Yeah that's about it.

3. You cant go past Guinness. It's just too delicious.

4. Nothing comes to mind. I live with complete idiots and I seem to be their dumping ground for their verbal sewerage.

5. Just someone who's attractive and not a total headcase or bitch. Is that too difficult ladies?

6. Just something with a view of the ocean, obstructed only by trees. A balcony/veranda with this view would rule. One wall of the living room would be a massive bookshelf, housing all my CDs, DVDs, games and importantly, books. Polished, coloured concrete floors, with a few rugs here and there. No carpet. Oh and since my last two rentals have lacked them, INSULATION and also a FAN FUCKING FORCED GAS POWERED FUCKING OVEN. Who the fuck endorses these electric oven jokes?
Importantly, the house will be self cleaning. You did say dream right?

7. LOL ok right so it's high school right. You know the tereo types; the cool dudes and the total nerdy loser. So i can't remember exactly, we might've been 13 or 14 or something and one of the cool dudes, David trys to impress his mates by humilating Rhys, who was pretty much at the absolute bottom of the social ladder. He goes up and he sarcastically asks "Hey Rhys, you wanna come skating with us on Saturday?" and Rhys is all standing there, perfectly still, legs togethor in the straightest possible voice:

Originally Posted by Rhys

I'd rather deep fry my scrotum

Lolol you had to be there and I was. The delivery on scrotum was particularly hilarious. I just burst out laughing, clutching my stomache and leaning forward. Even some of the cool dudes are laughing their heads off and the skanks that hung out with them let off a few nervous giggles. A wry smile appears on Rhys' face and David is looking torn to pieces. It was all time.
Rhys was a full on champion, the following year, while playing touch rugby for sport (Rhys was notorious for not participating at all during P.E., although he took a liking to Rugby) Rhy came out of nowhere to land a perfect clothesline on cocky cool dude Sebastian, knocking the cunt on his hole. When Sebastian began to cry from the humiliation and pain, Rhys solidified himself as a hero to all.

8. I dont often get angry, I often find myself exasperated with the hopelessness of people. I do often get angry at some things though, like appliances, Israel and world governments in general.

9. I really like orange.

10. Trotsky. I'd just want to ask him how he was so awesome all the time.

1.) Do you feel that every car you drive is cursed?

No. Only the ones I own.

1. Would you bung a $100k on Geelong going back-to-back premierships? (For the question's sake YES, you have that money and YES, you take an interest in footy. Westfag...)

As a Geelong supporter, I'd stake my hypothetcal children's lives on them going back to back.