[Multiplatform] Resident Evil Homoerotic 'Roid Abuse Edition

Originally Posted by Denicalis

If it comes down to spending time with you or getting eaten by zombies, I'm siding with the evil dead. It's good, though, that you know how you would react logically in the fact of a zombie attack. I'm assuming you have real world experience that would lead to your assumptions about logic in the face of the attacking zombie horde.

Please never use the word logic in a post again if you expect us not to burst out laughing given its source.

I know for a fact that I can run faster than you, you fat fuck and as such, it is entirely logical that faced with a horde of zombies I'd team up with you, safe in the knowledge that if it came to running away, they'd catch you first and be so busy eating your lardy self that I could make a sharp exit.

Regardless, RE5 is gonna have Co op no matter what. I really don't see any reason why people have to be so upset. It's not like you HAVE to co op with someone.

I mean you could complain about the AI partner, but frankly Ashley never really gave me much trouble except for that one bloody water room, and this AI partner can actually hold a weapon this time. So far I don't see that big of a reason to bitch and moan.

And again, if AI sucks, get a friend to help out. Its not that hard with LIVE and all. And unless that Capcom rep flubbed his line, this game also feature single unit co op so you can invite your friends over to play.

Dunno man, isn't inviting people over and playing with people you actually know a Nintendo thing and therefore for kids

So what you're saying is that the harcore gamer don't have friends or what? I mean jeez Gears of War has co op and no one whinges about that. People play together on LIVE or they do it offline split screen, like my sister and his boyfriend. They co oped on Call of Duty 4 as well. When I told them RE5 is gonna have single unit co op, they plan to get that as well.

And before the "thats a shooter" argument comes in, I feel RE4 is becoming more like a 3rd person shooter with horror elements everytime I replay it. The only difference is you have to watch your ammo count on the first run through. When you accumulate ammo on replay or get the god weapons, well, its pretty much not that scary anymore and you're just shooting through just about everything.

This feels like the paranoia people had when RE4 decided to change the entire format. I replayed RE4 more than any RE game in the series, and I have played all the main series games.

Originally Posted by Kairi Li

So what you're saying is that the harcore gamer don't have friends or what? I mean jeez Gears of War has co op and no one whinges about that.

And before the "thats a shooter" argument comes in, I feel RE4 is becoming more like a shooter with horror elements everytime I replay it. The only difference is you have to watch your ammo count on the first run through.

Why are you so retarded you can't understand sarcasm?

Stop posting and go read books until you're able to understand the simple mechanisms of this language we've all agreed on.

Alternatively, just stop posting.

The problem with people is that they don't realise that no one can pick up tones in voices through text. Miscommuncation happens on the net all the time even on voice chat due to lag or other glitches, its even harder to communicate with text sometimes and not have miscommuncation.

But whatever. Untill the game comes out, I choose to be optimistic about it, and I look forward to playing Co Op with people I know. I was optimistic about RE4 and it paid off well.

Originally Posted by Kairi Li

So what you're saying is that the harcore gamer don't have friends

Well, that's not what I was saying, but

I mean

I won't argue with it

Originally Posted by Kairi Li

The problem with people is that they don't realise that no one can pick up tones in voices through text. Miscommuncation happens on the net all the time even on voice chat due to lag or other glitches, its even harder to communicate with text sometimes and not have miscommuncation.

But whatever. Untill the game comes out, I choose to be optimistic about it, and I look forward to playing Co Op with people I know. I was optimistic about RE4 and it paid off well.

Yeah, but see most of us can contextualize. It's this freakish thing we do through reading and comprehending at the same time.

When something stated is ridiculous, and coming from a source that is rarely shown to be ridiculous, it's probably... you know, deliberately ridiculous.

For next time. Just sayin.

I like how there is this argument over how playing co-op side by side is for faggots when there are more important arguments that never took off, like when Gech mentioned the lack of serious jungle booty from Sheva.

Then again, I think it takes some serious calories to maintain that kind of thunder and it's in africa so

Originally Posted by Denicalis

Yeah, but see most of us can contextualize. It's this freakish thing we do through reading and comprehending at the same time.

When something stated is ridiculous, and coming from a source that is rarely shown to be ridiculous, it's probably... you know, deliberately ridiculous.

For next time. Just sayin.

English? Not my first language, and people shouldn't assume English is everyone's first language and have the samel level of comprehension skill as everyone. Next time just go (sarcasm) at the end of so EVERYONE in the world who knows basic English can pick up the tone. I took the time to learn a 2nd language, having someone type a bracket with a word in doesn't take that long.

And I dunno Pangalin well, again you are assuming everyone has the same knowledge on how each member acts.

And I still don't understand why people seem to think co oping with friends is lame or something. What is so wrong with playing with your friends? If Ashley can be controlled by a real person instead of an AI that can only follow Leon or stand still, I bet other people having trouble would enjoy having that option. And again, Co Op is optional and not required. It annoys me when people bitch out on something completely optional. The series has gone in a different new direction and its fun to play. If it wasn't for you, just don't play it then. And at least bitch AFTER you played RE5.

As someone with a few extra languages learned, I have to do something I would otherwise never do Kairi. Ever. This will probably never happen again.

I have to pay you a compliment. Your mastery of English is fucking impressive if it's a second language. Better than my French and substantially better than my Japanese.

HOWEVER, I refuse to see every post Pang makes ever with brackets at the end. Just demeans them.

Alright, but Pang will have to accept the consequence that not everyone on the forum will be able to pick up his tone.

Just sayin.

I accept this consequence gladly and now we are friends

(he used a smilie that means he is happy when he's saying that)

Yeah, I think most people recognize the universal symbol of a smiling face. :P

Anyways we should get back on topic.