[Multiplatform] SONIC UNLEASHED - FURFAG FANSERVICE

Originally Posted by Tails

But hey! On the bright side, none of the extremely over-extended Sonicverse characters have been mentioned yet. Unless I'm missing something here.

This info has just been released. You know somewhere down the line at least one of them is going to make an appearance for some crazy storyline.

Originally Posted by Kagosin

This info has just been released. You know somewhere down the line at least one of them is going to make an appearance for some crazy storyline.

God no, just no. It's really sad when there are more characters than I can actually fucking remember. Silver Shadow The Swallow Hedgehog or some shit, I don't know.

It'd be real nice IF, IF they had to include any side people, to limit it to Tails and Knuckles, much akin to the original trilogy.

Oh and it'd be sweet if for old times sake they replaced the wolf-dude with Metal Sonic. Metal doesn't get enough love. At least he wouldn't look funny. But then the game would basically be a graphic update to say, Sonic 3. Wait, that's not a bad thing at all! Someone call Sega up.

Originally Posted by Tails

Oh and it'd be sweet if for old times sake they replaced the wolf-dude with Metal Sonic. Metal doesn't get enough love. At least he wouldn't look funny. But then the game would basically be a graphic update to say, Sonic 3. Wait, that's not a bad thing at all! Someone call Sega up.

Fucking truth right there, but isn't Metal Sonic in Sonic CD?

They just need to have the right amount of characters involved in this...not too many (Sonic Heroes, Shadow the Hedgehog) but not too little (Secret Rings). Also, if you're going to make others beside Sonic playable just mark it down to about 2 or 3 other playable characters for possibly co-op or something like that.

I'm really worried about how the music and the story will turn out because I haven't heard enough of it yet. I really hope they don't use those Zebrahead guys or the band that played in Secret Rings.

Also, hell yeah I'm up for seeing some Mecha Sonic...Stardust Speedway has been one of my favorite levels and I haven't gotten any challenges like that since Sonic Adventure 2.

Developer: "So, we had this idea about a decent Sonic game."
Sonic Team head honcho: "What?"
Developer: "You know, for a change. Look, we've made some gameplay videos."
Sonic Team head honco: "Hmm. You might be on to something. But there's something missing..."
Developer: "What?"
Sonic Team head honcho: "Aha! What about making Sonic a Werewolf?"
Developer: "....What?"
Sonic Team head honcho: "Yeah! And perhaps, while we're at it, perhaps we should include some midget lass, who'll ride Sonic during those segments. Midna the Midget. No, that's taken. Oh, we can always find a name..."
Developer: "I quit."

I started reading this thread, and was almost excited. Can you imagine it? Well, I was until Infernal found out about the WereSonic. God damn you, Sega...

Originally Posted by SuperSonic

They just need to have the right amount of characters involved in this...not too many (Sonic Heroes, Shadow the Hedgehog) but not too little (Secret Rings). Also, if you're going to make others beside Sonic playable just mark it down to about 2 or 3 other playable characters for possibly co-op or something like that.

I'm really worried about how the music and the story will turn out because I haven't heard enough of it yet. I really hope they don't use those Zebrahead guys or the band that played in Secret Rings.

Also, hell yeah I'm up for seeing some Mecha Sonic...Stardust Speedway has been one of my favorite levels and I haven't gotten any challenges like that since Sonic Adventure 2.

Yeah, because you know what makes a good Sonic game? Storyline. The deep engaging storyline of Sonic 1, 2, 3. Brilliant stories.

What makes a good sonic game? Make it fast. Make it sides scrolling, put Sonic and Tails in it, and let it go.

Storyline in a Sonic game? Jerk off on the series a little more, why don't you? How about we worry less about why Sonic is chasing down rings and make a game that doesn't blow for a change.

Originally Posted by Denicalis

Yeah, because you know what makes a good Sonic game? Storyline. The deep engaging storyline of Sonic 1, 2, 3. Brilliant stories.

Sonic 1, 2, and 3 didn't have a deep storyline. It was pretty basic. Dr. Eggman tries to take over the world or gain control of the chaos emeralds or was it a combination of the two?

Wait a second, were you being sarcastic?

Originally Posted by Denicalis

Yeah, because you know what makes a good Sonic game? Storyline. The deep engaging storyline of Sonic 1, 2, 3. Brilliant stories.

What makes a good sonic game? Make it fast. Make it sides scrolling, put Sonic and Tails in it, and let it go.

Storyline in a Sonic game? Jerk off on the series a little more, why don't you? How about we worry less about why Sonic is chasing down rings and make a game that doesn't blow for a change.

Alright, before this gets out of hand let me just state the obvious to you. I'm a fanboy, you won't be able to get through to me, and I fear you. Happy?

You and I have differing opinions on what is to be believed as a good Sonic game. I loved the Genesis games (maybe not so much love for 3D Blast), but I have also enjoyed the games for Dreamcast, Sonic Heroes, and Sonic 2006. You just liked only the Genesis games (at least, that's all you implied in your previous post).

I believe Sonic should have storylines that don't suck (Sonic 360...good storyline until the end, Secret Rings just plain sucked), you think it should just be simple.

There's probably a lot more that could be said, but I'll leave it at that for now.

Originally Posted by Infernal Monkey

YOU... YOU... DOUBLE FURRY

Someone said it reminded them of this weird easter egg from Sonic CD.



I think visual... I don't even like using the word "storytelling" in this case, but it's the most familiar term I can work with, is lost on most players these days. You can see bits of it in certain shoot em ups, Shadow of the Colossus is a good example for the most part. "Show and not tell", that's where a lot of the strength of video games, including Sonic, originates. The idea of having minimal time for exposition and just being smack in the middle of an event is a hell of an experience.

Originally Posted by Denicalis

Please. Wolf link looks AWESOME to someone with possibly the worst taste in design I've ever seen. It was a stupid idea for Link, and it's an even worse idea for Sonic. It really is like someone's retarded cousin is getting all the classic series these days. If only Nomura could have been involved. You know, toss some zippers on wolf sonic. Then everything would have been -perfect-.

At least Wolf Link was in a good game. Maybe this Sonic will be good despite?

I won't get my hopes up.

Guess everybody just needs to buy a Wii to get in on the only decent current-gen Sonic action. But man, I'd like to play some good Sonic on my 360.

Originally Posted by Lizardcommando

Sonic 1, 2, and 3 didn't have a deep storyline. It was pretty basic. Dr. Eggman tries to take over the world or gain control of the chaos emeralds or was it a combination of the two?

Wait a second, were you being sarcastic?

Ever so slightly.

Originally Posted by SuperSonic

Alright, before this gets out of hand let me just state the obvious to you. I'm a fanboy.

No kidding. You do realise this is something you should be ashamed of, yeah?

Why would I be ashamed of being a fan of something I like? I'm a fanboy of Mario, Zelda, Metal Gear, and Chrono Trigger too. Should I be ashamed of being a fanboy of those as well?

Originally Posted by SuperSonic

Why would I be ashamed of being a fan of something I like? I'm a fanboy of Mario, Zelda, Metal Gear, and Chrono Trigger too. Should I be ashamed of being a fanboy of those as well?

Because when you admit to liking terrible, terrible things, well. Shame.

That being said, I hereby declare you a robot, since no human being can stomach Sonic Heroes AND Sonic 2006 and call them good. I've been playing Sonic since I was a fucking kid and I absolutely could not stand Heroes and I refuse to come within 50 feet of Sonic '06.

Originally Posted by SuperSonic

Why would I be ashamed of being a fan of something I like? I'm a fanboy of Mario, Zelda, Metal Gear, and Chrono Trigger too. Should I be ashamed of being a fanboy of those as well?

Yes. Absolutely. You should strip to the waist, coat yourself in ash and viciously flagellate yourself until you've bloody well atoned.

Being a fan of something is different than being a fanboy. Being a fanboy is pathetic and sad. You obsess, you overlook clear flaws, you back games despite their obviously being atrocious (Sonic Heroes). A fan appreciates in a critical manner, a fanboy jerks off to fanfiction and clearly substandard offerings just because a favoured character is in them.

So you're saying I'm a fan instead of a fanboy? From what you're saying, fanboys like everything but I've clearly stated that I don't like every Sonic game that's out.

Originally Posted by Tails

That being said, I hereby declare you a robot.

Cool, do I get laser eyes?!

Originally Posted by SuperSonic

So you're saying I'm a fan instead of a fanboy? From what you're saying, fanboys like everything but I've clearly stated that I don't like every Sonic game that's out.

No, because you're clearly into the worst aspects of the game culture. You're a fanboy. And you're doing a bang up job of it, too. Isn't there some sonic porn you should be distracting yourself with?