Werewolf XVIII - Would you like fries with your MURDER?

Just out of curiousity, can you post the story? I'm sure it wouldn't spoil anything since I've spilled the beans and all that!

Though it would give confirmation of your role, while we currently have nothing but your word to go on. I'd like to see Zerg's potential death too, but it might be best for after the game's over.

I can verify that Zergrinch is not a liar.

and nutty, it's not your fault. it's mine and i know it.

And I can verify that zombies can't talk.

Spoiler:

For the record, I have no doubt that Zerg is the Secret Shopper.

Originally Posted by Tritoch

And I can verify that zombies can't talk.

Spoiler:

For the record, I have no doubt that Zerg is the Secret Shopper.

Considering that Guru said the exact same thing when he was alive, it's really not much of a shocker, that's why I didn't say anything.

Quote:

DarkComet72 led an uncomplicated life. When he wasn’t working double shifts at the House of Meat, he retreated to his cozy two-bedroom apartment that he shared with his co-worker, Garr, and spent his off time painting and doing crossword puzzles. It was a simple existence, to be sure, but Darkcomet was happy.

At his job, Darkcomet had noticed that his boss had a habit of firing people, even if they really didn’t deserve it. Every night, Darkcomet would pull a teddy bear from his vast collection, open it up, and insert a voice box with a prerecorded message which he hoped would help to exonerate one of his fellow workers:

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He would stitch the bear up, and the next time he went into work, he’d leave it on Ron Stephen’s desk. So far, no one he’d protected had been fired (although most ended up dead, but that was out of his hands).

Unbeknownst to Darkcomet, a cadre of ne’er do wells had gathered outside his apartment, each with their own reason for ending the poor man’s life. The Secret Shopper held a grudge because Darkcomet had failed to bring him a refill for his drink at dinner; the Hippie was seeking revenge for his dead friends, and his drug-addled mind blamed Darkcomet72 for reasons unknown; and Team Wal-Mart simply wanted to move one step closer to owning the town, not caring who he killed in the process. The three assassins took their positions unaware of each other; the Shopper perched in a tree, Wal-Mart’s man was on a nearby rooftop, and the Hippie stood ready to burst in the front door.

The scene unfolded in near perfect harmony. The Shopper fired his crossbow at the same time that the man from Wal-Mart fired his rifle, both hitting Darkcomet72 square in the chest. A second later, the Hippie crashed into the apartment to find the victim lying on the floor. Robbed of his vengeance, the Hippie kicked Darkcomet a few times for good measure, then decided to raid the dead man’s refrigerator.

Garr, meanwhile had slept through the entire commotion. He had grown up on the mean streets of Detroit, and a few gunshots or a home invasion weren’t likely to waken him. The sound of the refrigerator door was a different matter. Garr’s hearing was fine tuned to the rattle of the fridge door, for he guarded his food like a hawk, and the instant he heard the door open, he dashed out of his bedroom, not even bothering to put on pants. He barely made it two feet before he too was felled by an assassin’s bullet.

Amazed and confused, the man from Team Wal-Mart saw a figure rise out of the shadows on the other corner of the roof. Until he moved, Wolfe, Inc.’s operative had been completely camouflaged; he was truly a professional hit man. “No witnesses,” he muttered as he jumped down the fire escape and out of sight.

Spoiler:

The Secret Shopper, Hippie, and Team Wal-Mart kill Darkcomet72, a Meat Head.
Wolfe, Inc. kills Garr, a Meat Head.

All in all, it could have been worse. Team Wal-Mart lives on (go underdogs), and although Good is dwindling in number, all 3 Lardasses are still alive, so they could easily swing the daytime vote. Also, the Protesters finally remembered to send a kill (at least Smelnick did), so someone else will die during the day. FYI, Darkcomet72 let me know that the Meat Heads intentionally protected no one today, so there’s no protection on that front.

HOW ABOUT SOME DISCUSSION NOW, EH?

Day five ends Friday at 9pm.

Living Players: 10
Juanzen
RockgamerXIII
Ryuu
Tritoch
Domino
Plarom
shadoweave
Zergrinch
nazpyro
Helloween
Crash Landon
Yeldarb
Brent
knkwzrd
The_Melomane
Chaotic
Identity Crisis
Smelnick
LZ
Garr
Guru
Dullenplain
Kilroy
Traumatized Rat
Darkcomet72 (wants pepperoni and mushrooms on his Tombstone)
Acro-nym
Lycanthrope

Good Roles
Meat Heads: 0/3
Health Inspectors: 0/3
Secret Shoppers: 1/2
Shift Supervisors: 1/3
Butchers: 0/2
Lardasses: 3/3
Lucky Stiffs: 1/1

Evil Roles
Wolfe, Inc.: 3/4
Hippies: 1/4
Pothead: 0/1

Neutral Role
Team Wal-Mart: 1/2

Protesters
Smelnick
LZ
Kilroy

Oh dear. Dreadfully sorry about that Darkcomet72

Holy crap

Well, now that the Meat Heads have been killed, I would actually be surprised if the good guys lost. Or mabye not.

Remaining players are:

Juanzen - preacher
Plarom - lucky stiff
shadoweave - preacher
nazpyro - preacher
Zergrinch - Secret Shopper

RockgamerXIII - ??
Ryuu - ??
Tritoch - ??
Domino - ??
Helloween - ??

Odds of us lynching the remaining shift supervisor - 1 in 5 or 20%. I like them odds.

Eenie meenie mynie mee, I hereby vote to fire Mr. RockgamerX-3.

Damn Darkcomet. What is it about you that always seems to attract multiple assassins?

Well, I'm starting the day off by voting for Domino. Why? Because according to my tally he's one of four people who isn't confirmed Good and I want to start off a day by not unknowingly voting for a Lardass for once.

EDIT: A tally, Zerg? Have you abandoned your love of tables?

I have a table, but it's mine mine ALL MINE

Not to mention it's been pretty much FAIL for my first time as a vig

Here's hoping my selection isn't on the good side. You other protestors, feel free to message me in regards to who I chose. It wasn't random per say but your input is still welcome.

Originally Posted by Zergrinch

I have a table, but it's mine mine ALL MINE

Not to mention it's been pretty much FAIL for my first time as a vig

I'm never trusting your tables again (not like I ever did anyway, though).

By the way, the whole talking teddy bear thing was what I had planned for you yesterday, since Darkcomet72 protected you.

I was going to mention this on the previous day, and I'm kicking myself for not doing so.

Zerg, I think there's a strong possibility that you were the one recruited. You said it yourself:

Originally Posted by Zergrinch

If I were them, I'd go for someone who's CONFIRMED to be good

Why wouldn't evil want you on their team? You've aided them enough as it is!

Plarom's right. Zergrinch's probably the one recruited, and I like how he pretty much laid out the kill order for the rest of the good guys. That said, I vote for Zergrinch, and the rest of us fatasses should too or die. Once he revealed his role, he's a perfect grab for Wolfe, Inc. Still not sure who the Shift Supervisor is, but I have a pretty good idea based on activity/voting patterns. Anyway, on the off chance that Zergrinch was not the one recruited, good can still grind this one out, but we really don't need Zergrinch anymore; plus we should get rid off the strong possibility that he's giving evil an extra kill per night since that would be instant evil win.

With us fatasses, the shift supervisor should continue to protect one of us, preferably me. =p We can continue to dominate the daily votes. Also, the remaining member of Team Wal-mart is turning into a bit of a huge X factor here.

Well, that certainly does sound like something I'd do: charge the intruder wearing nothing but my Hanes.

Guess that's the way the cookie crumbles. It does suck that both of us got smoked that night, but I guess sometimes that's just how it works.

Best of luck to the surviving players, and I'll see you guys for Werewolf 19!

You know, that's actually a really good point Plarom. Zerg's a confirmed good player, would provide an extra kill, save them some worry at night, and has already been one of the most vocal people this game during the daytime. In a word, the perfect recruit for Wolfe, Inc. to end this quickly.

This has a lot more logic behind it than my stab in the dark at Domino, and if we're wrong Zerg would still be able to influence kills at night. Missing and killing the Shift Supervisor would be much worse. Changing my vote to Zergrinch.