Werewolf XXIII: Up, Up, and Awaaaaaay!

I'm voting for Plarom, because I'm afraid of black people.

I'm voting for Hyde because he is hiding. Yeah, I said it! Also, I do not retaliate against Tritoch because his :trigrudges: have no power over me. I have Tim the Enchanter on my side; well, at least his hat.

I vote that we kill nuttyturnip, just to make sure he stays dead in this game

I just didn't want to be the first to vote...

Ah, day one random voting, gotta love it. Chocodecide tells me...

Crash Landon

The man who can't defend himself! Oh Chocodecide you.

Voting Update!

Victim - Votes
Yeldarb (1) - Tritoch
Plarom (1) - knkwzrd
Hyde (1) - Yeldarb
Crash Landon (1) - Shin

People yet to vote (8):
ZiggyGo
Crash Landon (Hunted)
Garr
RockgamerXIII
Capo
The_Griffin*
Plarom
StarmanDX
Hyde

So, um, yeah. If everybody who has already voted isn't a Preacher or chose not to use their Preacher ability, this might be the strangest (if not only) four-way tie I've come across in a game of Werewolf. Did everyone who is alive really forget about this game? There's still roughly 24 hours left to cast your votes!

*Informed me of absense beforehand.

Oh, d'oh. Thought I had subscribed to this, and forgot.

Now that teams are back, I see little reason to end my trend of Day One voting for Crash Landon.

A die was cast and the random victim was Capo.

I'm going to vote for knkwzrd this time, because I am jealous of his awesome beard (if he still has it).

Originally Posted by Garr

I'm going to vote for knkwzrd this time, because I am jealous of his awesome beard (if he still has it).

I'm afraid to say it has developed a life of it's own. It might want to play as it's own character next time around.

Voting for Shin because random voting is always a lie.

Originally Posted by knkwzrd

I'm voting for Plarom, because I'm afraid of black people.

You're not afraid of black people, knkwzrd. You're afraid of black people with super powers. Do you think I'm going to start SUPER LOOTING the minute you aren't watching?

Miscalculation:

"BEEP. ALMOST EVERYONE HAS VOTED. ACCORDING TO MY CALCULATIONS, KNKWZRD HAS BEEN CHOSEN AS THE TARGET FOR THE ZOMBIFICATION RAY."

knkwzrd was shocked. With votes divided so evenly among everyone, he was left to wonder how he managed to pull ahead in votes. He cursed the day that Mr. Awesome decided to have a malfunctioning robot as part of the Defenders Alliance. knkwzrd tried pleading to the robot, but the robot only had one proposal.

"KRRZZT. DOES KNKWZRD HAVE ANY LAST REQUESTS FOR AWESOMEBOT?"

knkwzrd saw an opportunity out of his predicament.

"Just one. Calcluate one divided by zero."

"KZZKZZKRKKZKRKRKRKRKRRKRKT."

knkwzrd looked away, thinking that AwesomeBot would explode in a bright flash. However, knkwzrd didn't rely on AwesomeBot's creator to apply shoddy C++ code for his robotic companion.

"IT IS FIVE."

"What?"

AwesomeBot immediately fired the zombification ray at knkwzrd, and he shortly became nothing more than a mindless shell of his former self. His craving for brains was apparent, and everyone evacuated from U.S.I.C Park before knkwzrd could feed.

After the evacuation, Mr. Awesome would meet up with AwesomeBot in order to fix whatever caused it to use the zombification ray in such a bizarre manner. Voting was the last thing Mr. Awesome wanted to do with evil voters hiding among the citizens.

Vote Tally:

knkwzrd 4
Crash Landon 2
Yeldarb 1
Plarom 1
Hyde 1
Capo 1
Shin 1

The crowd lynches knkwzrd, A.K.A. Human Shield, the Defenders Alliance Shaman.

Role Tally-

Defenders Alliance (3/5)
Mr. Awesome - Vigilante
Brain Child - Seer/Fool
No-Face - Preacher
Zergrinch - Karma - Hunter
knkwzrd - Human Shield - Shaman

Convocation of Criminals (4/5)
Dr. Devious - Vigilante
Psychrasite - Seer
Facade - Preacher
Contagion - Hunter
Chaotic - Sergeant Slappy - Anti-Shaman

Sewer Thugs ( ? - 1 / ? )
nuttyturnip - Cloak - Anti-Shaman
????

Villagers (? - 3 / ? )
Diss - The Nose - Good Fool
elwe - Trigger Finger - Good Vigilante
nazpyro - A-Bomb - Good Hunter
????

Players left: (12) This color = strike
ZiggyGo
Crash Landon
Garr
RockgamerXIII
Capo
Tritoch
The_Griffin
Plarom
Yeldarb
StarmanDX
Shin
Hyde

Death Toll: (7)
Zergrinch
Chaotic
nuttyturnip
Diss
elwe
nazpyro
knkwzrd

Not much to say other than "Day One lynching always sucks." Since there wasn't any protest to retain regular length days and nights, I'll end Night Two on Monday, June 23, 11:00 AM (MST). Be sure to send in your night actions, etc.

Sorry, I've actually been sick and not around a computer as much as I should be. I don't mean to be hiding. I'll definitely try to be around more for the next couple days.

Insolence, Payment, etc.:

Meanwhile, at the Convocation of Criminals' hideout...

"Has our snitch arrived yet?" Dr. Devious moaned.

"Not that I know of." Contagion coughed.

Dr. Devious has been paying off a local supervillain to feed him as much information as possible. The evil doctor liked being a step ahead of the competition but was becoming more irritated with his snitch with each passing second. He was already paying extraordinarily large sums of money for information that proved to be of little use. Dr. Devious let out a slight grin once the supervillain, the Crimson Snitch, arrived.

"I trust you have my intelligence."

"Hey, hey, hey. First things first!" Crimson Snitch replied.

"Of course."

Dr. Devious snapped his fingers, and Psychrasite presented an open suitcase filled with money. As soon as the Crimson Snitch came close to the money, Psychrasite immediately shut the suitcase. The Snitch's thoughts were booming as if through a loudspeaker in the mind of Psychrasite.

"This crook doesn't know anything!" Psychrasite stated.

"Well, duh! All of my information is in my very own briefcase!" Crimson Snitch replied.

Dr. Devious shot the Crimson Snitch's briefcase out of his hand and watched as nothing but blank paper flew out. Dr. Devious saw right through his shallow and rather idiotic plan.

"I-I can explain!" Crimson Snitch cried.

"Oh, don't worry about it, Snitchie. I can take a joke every now and then. After all, you'll always be my chum."

"Really?"

Dr. Devious pushed a button on his wristwatch, and the Crimson Snitch fell through a trap door into a tank of hungry sharks.

"Wasn't that shark tank a little cliché for you, Doc?" Contagion wondered.

"I suppose it has been a while since I killed an underling merely because I felt like it."

Spoiler:

Dr. Devious kills Yeldarb, A.K.A. Crimson Snitch, an Evil Seer.

Target Practice:

No-Face was on to something. The voting process from earlier that day was compromised, moreso than what would be expected from lurking supervillains. No-Face kept finding a trail to one of the members of the Convocation of Criminals. After several hours of pursuit, No-Face would find his archrival, Facade. Facade noticed No-Face and immediately retreated into a nearby wax museum. No-Face couldn't help but think it was an ambush, but he had little choice. This was his only lead.

As No-Face arrived, Facade cut the face off of a replica Terminator to use as a makeshift mask for one of his forms. No-Face retaliated by assuming the form of a nearby wax Bruce Lee. Each of the shapeshifters would then try to outdo the other using various wax statues found in the museum. James Bond, Jackie Chan, Nicholas Cage, Muhammed Ali, and Phyllis Diller were among the forms used throughout the entire fight.

The two eventually stalemated assuming the guise of Keanu Reeves until a dagger flew out of another room and pierced the stomach of one of the Keanus. The Keanu clenched the dagger in his stomach and fell to his knees. It was not long before five more daggers hit the struggling Keanu, ending his life.

The unharmed Keanu transformed into Facade and called out to the mystery assailant. Dagger, a Sewer Thug, jumped out from behind the nearby remnants of a Robocop wax statue. Both of them walked towards Keanu’s corpse and eventually had a leisurely chat. Facade looked over and examined the corpse.

“He looked like me in every way. How did you know which one of us to go after?” Facade interrogated Dagger.

“I’ve been watching your fight with No-Face the entire time, waiting for the chance to strike. I knew which one of you was which.”

“That’s interesting…” Facade contemplated.

Facade then threw one of the daggers from Keanu’s corpse into Dagger’s face. Dagger fell to the ground without so much as a whimper.

“And you’re full of bullshit.”

Facade then transformed back into No-Face, and Mr. Awesome flew into the wax museum. Mr. Awesome was stunned No-Face’s progress. After a few moments of staring at the corpses, Mr. Awesome congratulated No-Face.

“Good work, No-Face! I took out two dastardly villains thanks to you!”

No-Face gave Mr. Awesome a stern look. Well, as stern of a look as a person without a face could possibly give.

“Right. Now I’m off to fix AwesomeBot!”

Spoiler:

Dagger kills Garr, A.K.A. Facade, the Convocation of Criminals Preacher
Mr. Awesome kills RockgamerXIII, A.K.A. Dagger, the Sewer Thugs Vigilante.

AwesomeBot v.2.0:

With Facade permanently incapacitated, Mr. Awesome scoured the city to find the malfunctioning AwesomeBot. Predictably, he found AwesomeBot in a used hardware store trying to flirt with a sexy torque wrench. There was little time left in the night, and Mr. Awesome had to find out what was wrong with AwesomeBot before his identity could be compromised.

The sun was rising, and with only a few of AwesomeBot's glitches fixed, Mr. Awesome was forced to let it go for another day. Much to his chagrin, the "democracy glitch" was not among the glitches he fixed.

Once again, AwesomeBot alerted the citizens with a loud, buzzing noise. This time, it led every citizen from the U.S.I.C. towards the crater where nazpyro detonated himself.

"ATTENTION MEATPILES. SOME ADJUSTMENTS TO THE ZOMBIFICATION RAY HAVE BEEN MADE. THE PROTOTYPE RAY WILL PERMANENTLY EXPUNGE ALL SUPERPOWERS FROM THE SUBJECT. THIS RAY HAS GONE UNTESTED WITH NO SUPER SQUIRRELS TO TEST ON. SUBJECT MAY EXPERIENCE A FEW SIDE EFFECTS. VOTING IS THE ONLY WAY TO FIND A PROPER TEST SUBJECT."

The audience was stunned.

"COMMENCE VOTING."

Spoiler:

Plarom and Tritoch have been Hunted down and can't vote.

Nightly Summary:

Dagger kills Garr, A.K.A. Facade, the Convocation of Criminals Preacher
Mr. Awesome kills RockgamerXIII, A.K.A. Dagger, the Sewer Thugs Vigilante.
Dr. Devious kills Yeldarb, A.K.A. Crimson Snitch, an Evil Seer.
Plarom and Tritoch have been Hunted down and can't vote.

Role Tally-

Defenders Alliance (3/5)
Mr. Awesome - Vigilante
Brain Child - Seer/Fool
No-Face - Preacher
Zergrinch - Karma - Hunter
knkwzrd - Human Shield - Shaman

Convocation of Criminals (3/5)
Dr. Devious - Vigilante
Psychrasite - Seer
Garr - Facade - Preacher
Contagion - Hunter
Chaotic - Sergeant Slappy - Anti-Shaman

Sewer Thugs (0/2)
nuttyturnip - Cloak - Anti-Shaman
RockgamerXIII - Dagger - Vigilante

Villagers (3/7)
Diss - The Nose - Good Fool
elwe - Trigger Finger - Good Vigilante
nazpyro - A-Bomb - Good Hunter
Yeldarb - Crimson Snitch - Evil Seer
????

Players left: (9) This color = strike
ZiggyGo
Crash Landon
Capo
Tritoch
The_Griffin
Plarom
StarmanDX
Shin
Hyde

Death Toll: (10)
Zergrinch
Chaotic
nuttyturnip
Diss
elwe
nazpyro
knkwzrd
Garr
RockgamerXIII
Yeldarb

Night Two wasn't particularly pleasant for Evil, especially with all of the Sewer Thugs dead. This game may turn in favor for Good if they can find that last Evil Vigilante in time. It's still anyone's game though.

Day Two has started, and all votes must be in by Wednesday, June 25, 6:00 PM (MST)! Remember, two strikes will kill.

Ahahaha, self-inflicted evil kills!

So RockgamerXIII and nuttyturnip conspired to kill me, did they?

Interesting......!

My vote goes to The_Griffin, Contagion from the Convocation of Criminals. Good needs to win this one.

Well, I have to vote so I don't get another strike and die. In accordance to knkwzrd's (a good guy) dying wish, I'm going to vote for Plarom.