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Local time: Jan 12, 2010, 08:51 PM

Oh, I see RR has never read a Halo book in his life.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Zephyrin · Local time: Jan 12, 2010, 11:10 AM

I don't care how fucking awesome that game is (or in this case, is not), I'm still never going to read that book again.

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Jessykins · Local time: Jan 12, 2010, 02:42 PM

After playing Bayonetta I can't see how anybody could want this game for any reason other than somehow liking the story or setting. The gameplay is just awful.

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Paco · Local time: Jan 12, 2010, 03:35 PM

Originally Posted by Qwarky

Oh, I see RR has never read a Halo book in his life.

You gotta admit that, while they serve a purpose in detailing the universe of Halo, they're still awful books.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Timberwolf8889 · Local time: Jan 13, 2010, 02:08 AM

Originally Posted by Tokubetsu

I thought this was pretty fucking HILARIOUS:

Dante's Inferno: The Official Novelization Of The Book - Dante's Inferno - Kotaku

EA is awesome.

Wow. That is wrong on all sorts of levels

...On nine levels...hehe.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Dopefish · Jan 12, 2010, 08:10 PM

Originally Posted by Tokubetsu

Dante's Inferno: The Official Novelization Of The Book - Dante's Inferno - Kotaku

EA is awesome.

If I ever wanted to know how someone "novelizes" a BOOK, I guess I just found out.

FELIPE NO

**Tails** · Jan 12, 2010, 08:45 PM

Originally Posted by Encephalon

You gotta admit that, while they serve a purpose in detailing the universe of Halo, they're still awful books.

No, they're not. Save for The Flood, which was just kinda ugh all over for various reasons (different author, basically the game in book form, etc).

So basically, stop being wrong all the time Paco damn.

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***Jurassic Park Chocolate Raptor*** · Local time: Jan 12, 2010, 07:59 PM

I dunno what's more offputting.

That a black man claims he knows what makes a book any good.

Or that a black man can actually read.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

**Tails** · Jan 12, 2010, 09:09 PM

Because I guess you're so much better at it than me right?

if only you were capable of applying some of that reading skill to getting women instead of memorizing your work schedule

There's nowhere I can't reach.

***Jurassic Park Chocolate Raptor*** · Local time: Jan 12, 2010, 08:19 PM

Hey man, I schedule at a 3rd grade level. You're just jealous.

Why you gotta hate like that

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Ramenbetsu · Jan 12, 2010, 10:39 PM

Originally Posted by Tails

Because I guess you're so much better at it than me right?

if only you were capable of applying some of that reading skill to getting women instead of memorizing your work schedule

Tails hitting skills' kryptonite.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Paco · Local time: Jan 13, 2010, 12:55 AM

Originally Posted by Tails

No, they're not. Save for The Flood, which was just kinda ugh all over for various reasons (different author, basically the game in book form, etc).

So basically, stop being wrong all the time Paco damn.

I'm sorry. Not everyone can write like Dan Brown. MY BAD.

I was speaking idiomatically.