Snape kills Dumbledore! Harry Potter leaked. [UNMARKED SPOILERS]

It's old news, but the new Harry Potter book has been leaked. Naturally I have spoiled it for every one of my friends, but should I put some spoilers up on here?

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Too late, I already read it.

Who'd have thought they could do things like that with house elves? I mean, shouldn't that be illegal? Shouldn't Hermione at least have been pissed off about it? And wouldn't it hurt for weeks?



...Wait, what do you mean that wasn't the real story?

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I heard that Harry Potter was going to win the lottery in the last book

Confirm!

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

I heard the Harry Potter book comes with a self-destruct button installed

Confirm/Deny? =(

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made an entry about it yesterday, all fuel for Friday night's megaphone fest in front of a Boarders

I was speaking idiomatically.

God, I hope Harry Dies. ALthough I know he won't , I can still hope, right?

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Originally Posted by K_ Takahashi

made an entry about it yesterday, all fuel for Friday night's megaphone fest in front of a Boarders

It seems your links to the HP7 scans have been killed off by a conspiracy. Complaints received, apparently. COMPLAINTS RECEIVED @_@. CONSPIRACY!

Y'know, your megaphone idea ain't half bad. It like the time my friends went out to the PS3 launch and shouted "599 US DOLLARS" all night. Smashing.

To tell you the truth, I don't really care much for Harry Potter but it's the hype that's provoked my curiosity... What ever happens to everyone in the Harry Potter universe? WHAT HAPPENS?!!! DAMN HYPE PROVOKING MY INTERESTS!

How ya doing, buddy?

19:55 <+Zergrinch> I accidentally clicked on a link that spoiled me on Harry Potter 7
19:55 <+Zergrinch> :(((
19:55 <@Crash> Everyone dies!
19:55 <+CHz> ^
19:55 <@BM|BigLove> yeah my net time is going to be diminishing the more spoilers that people want to throw out
19:55 <@BM|BigLove> h8
19:55 <@Crash> It was all a dream. Harry wakes up in bed next to Bob Newhart.
19:55 <+Zergrinch> !@#!@$!@
19:55 <+CHz> Voldemort eats everyone, then gets severe gastrointestinal distress and dies on the john.
19:55 <@BM|BigLove> no harry still lives with the original family and he dreamed it all up by shaking a snowglobe
19:56 <+Kishin> Hedwig dies
19:56 <@BM|BigLove> harry actually died at the end of book 6, book 7 was hermione after winning the lottery
19:56 <+CHz> Harry gets a sex change and goes on a lesbian sex spree.
19:56 * Zergrinch casts Abracadabra on Crash, killing him
19:56 <+Taco> (19:55:59) (@BM|BigLove) no harry still lives with the original family and he dreamed it all up by shaking a snowglobe <- Saint Elsewhere much?
19:56 <@Crash> The book ends when Harry finally gets to White Castle.
19:56 <@BM|BigLove> ^
19:57 <+CHz> Harry and Ron end up on the run from the police, kiss, and then drive off the Grand Canyon.
19:58 <@Crash> Meanwhile, Hagrid, Flitwick, McGonagall and Sprout all fail to help a man being robbed and wind up in jail.
19:58 <+CHz> Fucking good samaritan laws, I tell you.
19:59 <+Zergrinch> how about Snape and Grubbly-Plank
19:59 <@BM|BigLove> "Harry Potter never returned home."
19:59 <@Crash> Gay lovers, Zerg.
19:59 <+Zergrinch> not so gay then, cuz grubbly is woman!
19:59 <+CHz> "Voldemort" is the name of the sled.
19:59 <@Crash> Really?
19:59 <@BM|BigLove> hahaa
19:59 <@Crash> Ok, fine. Snape and Argus Filch are gay lovers then.
20:00 <+Zergrinch> how about Arabella Figg and Filch's cat
20:00 <+Zergrinch> and Crookshanks
20:00 <@BM|BigLove> Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans is PEOPLE
20:00 <@Crash> They are baked into pies and stolen by Lex Luthor
20:01 * Zergrinch unleashes DOOMSDAY on Voldemort
20:01 <+Zergrinch> y'know one of the chapter titles intrigues me
20:01 <+Zergrinch> must.....resist.......temptation
20:01 <+Zergrinch> to...read.....bittorrent.........leaked..........c opy
20:02 <@BM|BigLove> harry potter is keyser soze
20:02 <@Crash> But then everything is saved when Neville Longbottom meets the princess, gives her a name, and makes a wish on a grain of sand.
20:02 <+Juanzen> Ron died while playing gears of War vs Voldemort
20:02 <@BM|BigLove> darth vader is harry's father
20:03 <+CHz> Harry was actually dead the whole time.
20:03 <+Juanzen> because CHz raped him
20:03 <+Taco> I like the Saint Elsewhere Harry Potter, personally.
20:03 <+CHz> Hot.
20:05 <@BM|BigLove> harry potter will capture the one armed man
20:06 <+Zergrinch> LUNA LOVEGOOD KILLS VOLDEMORT
20:09 <@BM|BigLove> Harry Potter will actually be cancelled before the last book comes out but the writer will give us a movie a couple years later that will make everyone love the original 6 books

Oops, should've put spoiler tags around that. Sorry, guys.

How ya doing, buddy?

Is this title a joke? Whoever, moderates media center should edit the title if it is true...since thanks a lot to you, you ruined the story partly to me, as I don't read the books and only watch the movies. Thanks a lot dude!

Jam it back in, in the dark.

The internet = worst place to be if you don't want anything spoiled in your entire, sheltered life...period.


P.S. Boys have a penis, and girls have a vagina.

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Originally Posted by theonlyone

Is this title a joke? Whoever, moderates media center should edit the title if it is true...since thanks a lot to you, you ruined the story partly to me, as I don't read the books and only watch the movies. Thanks a lot dude!

Is this member a clone?

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

I've read it, but various sources seem to indicate the book that was leaked may be fake.

Then again, they probably don't wanna admit what a major leak this is. And who the hell would go through the trouble writing the 7th book itself?

And people who don't wanna get spoiled? Too bad, the book's out for ages, is one of the reasons why people rush to get it so they don't get spoiled, and plow through it for the weekend. In Hong Kong, newspaper make HP spoiler a front page headline. Count yourself lucky your papers have more common sense. And the internet spreads spoilers faster and easier than anything else. At this point to a lot of people, the title spoilers are as famous as Darth Vader is Luke's father.

Don't wanna get spoiled? Read the damn books. Watching the movies isn't gonna tell you everything about the books either. Did you know Mr. Crouch was a cruel and cold father to his son Barty? Did you know Hermoine is against House elves being "enslaved" and started a protest campaign called S.P.E.W? Did you know Ron joins the Quittich team in Order of the Phoenix cause many seniors left? All of these have already happen in the first 5 books.

Oh no, I spoiled all those for you? Instead of whining about it go read them! It a 5 year old can read a 700 page book, so can you!

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I daresay the latest leak isn't fake.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Anyone who wants to post spoilers should put them in spoiler tags.

In fact, there are THREE methods for hiding spoilers.

So what's the problem.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Someone put up the spoilers, I don't feel like waiting for the seventh movie to come out. I hope it's something crazy, yet not too surprising like Harry father is Voldemort. I wonder how the nutso Harry Potter fanbase reacts to these spoilers?

FELIPE NO

You know you could just go to a libary and read them...The final book is coming out in a few days... Why watch condensed versions on screens when you can read it in detail in bookform? Even Wikipedia's summaries are more detailed than the movie versions.

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The spoilers. Knock yourself out.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Well the spoilers only tell who dies... Its missing a whole bunch of juicy stuff.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

One of the librarians at a library that got an advanced copy of the book took a digital camera and took pictures of damn near ALL the pages. I have a copy of it in pDF form. Very interesting. And cliche. I can't forget how cliche some of it is.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Damnit, I wanted that Ideon ending.

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Originally Posted by Zergrinch

I daresay the latest leak isn't fake.

Heh there are some cute mistakes in that PDF.

Quote:

“It’s fine, I understand,” said Harry, speaking more to Lupin dun Tooks.

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Originally Posted by agreatguy6

God, I hope Harry Dies. ALthough I know he won't , I can still hope, right?

The very first paragraph of the book goes like this;

'Harry wakes up, he has wet himself once again. Ron is standing over him, as always, watching, waiting, licking his lips. Angry with life, Harry casts the forbiddon spell Linkinus Parkses and bleeds to death. Hagrid eats his body and turns into a chair. Everyone laughs. The end.' then there's like four hundred pages of J.K.Rowling laughing.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

An Ideon ending would be very nice.

Imagine Cho Chang getting her head blown off

FELIPE NO

Originally Posted by Robo Jesus

One of the librarians at a library that got an advanced copy of the book took a digital camera and took pictures of damn near ALL the pages. I have a copy of it in pDF form. Very interesting. And cliche. I can't forget how cliche some of it is.

I can't help but think that this is an elaborate fake.

First, there's how completely bullshit the book is. The characters lack any depth, the story is boring, and the dialogue is unbearable.

Then there's the tell-tale mistakes. Harry exclaims "Thank God" in chapter three. I don't believe the word "God" has came out in any other book yet. And the following paragraph in chapter eight was where I decided that even Rowling isn't a poor enough author to write this shit:

"Oh, I'm so sorry," hisser Hermione, and as she dragged the waitress out of sight of the windows, Harry heard her mutter a suggestion as to where Ron could stick his wand instead.

Add in the complete lack of public condemnation from the publishers (they're too busy laughing at us I guess), and I'm saying fake. And if it's legit I'm not even reading my copy of the seventh book when it arrives. I'll throw it into the fireplace for Saturday evening.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Reading the first 10 chapters only, boring is not how I would characterize the leak.

Jam it back in, in the dark.